Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 16, 2024

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    leopardglily  7 months ago

    I mean, I get where mom is coming from, but that condescending “it’ll be fun” would annoy me just as much.

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    Chrisdiaz801  7 months ago

    She was asking for that. At his height, Kevin would imagine his mom as a giraffe.

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    WelshRat Premium Member 7 months ago

    Aaaand now he can pretend he’s a male on Themiscrya…

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Got her with a tranq dart.

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    mccollunsky  7 months ago

    Play along with it, and get a free nap!

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    Yup. It’ll be fun.

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    doctorwho29  7 months ago

    Oh wow lol

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    Ida No  7 months ago

    Nonsense vortex in three… two… one…

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    He just tagged a soon to be VERY angry lioness!!

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    Kroykali  7 months ago

    She kinda asked for it.

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    SquidGamerGal  7 months ago

    Since when is she stingy about the AC?

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Just don’t make believe that Janine is going to vivaciously maul you.

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    Killraven Premium Member 7 months ago

    And now Kevin can imagine what happens when you wound an apex predator instead of taking it out.

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    Pet  7 months ago

    Fair point! Lol!

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    well-i-never  7 months ago

    Ungowa! The natives are restless!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 7 months ago

    When I was a kid and complained about the heat (before A/C) my mother would tell me to run cold water over my wrists. Guess what? It really does work for a while.

    The other trick was to set up a card table in the basement and move lunch and/or dinner down there. For kids it’s an adventure the first time you do it.

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    6turtle9  7 months ago

    We’re still playing make believe, right mom, uh, Ms. Gazelle?

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    William Bludworth Premium Member 7 months ago

    …and the funeral will be this Saturday at 11:00am.

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    Nunya Biznez  7 months ago

    Took it too literally.

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