Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 16, 2024

I mean, I get where mom is coming from, but that condescending “it’ll be fun” would annoy me just as much.

She was asking for that. At his height, Kevin would imagine his mom as a giraffe.

Aaaand now he can pretend he’s a male on Themiscrya…

Got her with a tranq dart.

Play along with it, and get a free nap!

Yup. It’ll be fun.

Oh wow lol

Nonsense vortex in three… two… one…

He just tagged a soon to be VERY angry lioness!!

She kinda asked for it.

Since when is she stingy about the AC?

Just don’t make believe that Janine is going to vivaciously maul you.

And now Kevin can imagine what happens when you wound an apex predator instead of taking it out.

Fair point! Lol!

Ungowa! The natives are restless!

When I was a kid and complained about the heat (before A/C) my mother would tell me to run cold water over my wrists. Guess what? It really does work for a while.

The other trick was to set up a card table in the basement and move lunch and/or dinner down there. For kids it’s an adventure the first time you do it.

We’re still playing make believe, right mom, uh, Ms. Gazelle?

…and the funeral will be this Saturday at 11:00am.

Took it too literally.