Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 12, 2024

Hey come on guys it’s a natural mistake….

I went by a corner in Weirsdale today with a big tent with tons of orange’s crap spreading his lies for reelection. I was nice and didn’t give them the finger. SEE, I’m not so bad!!

I’m pretty sure that Sunday’s “Sherman’s Lagoon” and “Wizard of Id” are repeats. Well, maybe they’re taking Mother’s Day off. Nothing wrong with that.

You go off to make war with those Id-iots, and all you bring back is a stupid t-shirt?!

Me never knews there be preented t shirt in ancient times.

Oh cannon, you guys up there! That’s not even my size…

Oh my God! They killed Maude Flanders!

It May be March. Back to B. C. thinks it’s September.

I love those cannons!!!!

Does it come in a large?

I ❤️ Id? The❤️Count ❤️s It! Speaking of May, tomorrow is Cincinnati Day! 5/13… 513 is Cincinnati’s area code.

What’s tonight’s ball game got to do with anything?

March march march… “It’s May.” OK, that was funnier than the rest of the strip.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Try on with the T-shirt cannon “I’m with the moron”.

Ok, I get it, T-Shirt Cannons go Booom! Others go Fooom!!

I don’t know what it is, but the panel of Rodney firing the cannon is just too funny.

I never saw a T-Shirt cannon blast forth that much fire and smoke. Also, if that had been a real cannon, Sir Rodney would now be a mass of pulp and blood on the parapet due to the recoil of the cannon.

Might want to sit well away from that cannon at tonight’s game…

Psst — hey guard? Don’t go to tonight’s ballgame…!

Modern technology is not improving the army of Id-iots.