Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2024

I’ll bet that keeps the dungeons full.

If there’s always a riot, is that still exciting? I’d think it would get kind of boring….

Wait till Nov, republicans all say they will not accept results unless it was a fair election….trump started this. Time to disband the republicans

Graduation ceremony at the University of Id-iots

I don’t think that “EXCITING” would be the way I’d describe a Riot ….. ;)

Now- who lost his skull?

They’re a riot.

Like the old proverbial Chinese curse “May you live in interesting times.”

This fits in with today’s Calvin and Hobbes reprint:-

Calvin’s Dad: We always think things like this only happen to someone else.

Calvin’s Mom: Unfortunately, we’re all someone else to someone else.

Must be the next Generation protesting. What are they protesting, you ask. Nothing in particular. It just the “thing to do when you don’t want to grow up”.

Ah how nice of mostly peaceful protestors to provides free entertainment to Feenk.

And now for a song called “Nothing Ever Happens ’Round Here”

www.Youtube.Com/watch?v=yitv1DzBP9Y

Send the rioters to the Huns. Use Henry to “Persuade” them to leave.

Today’s strip is in a single frame. This confirms what I warned about over yesterday’s strip, in which the Wiz was seen firing a cannonball that smashed through the borders between each frame.

This is proof positive that such damage can’t always be repaired in a single day. The Wiz needs to be more careful.

At least the peasants don’t have bows and arrows.

Riot or party??…..bout the same!!!!!

“A riot is an ugly thing and it’s about time we had one!” – Inspector Kemp

Election years…go figure….

When the peasants are fighting each other, the REAL menace is quietly carrying on. Take note Biden supporters.

King shoulda hired Riot Earp.

Ancient Chinese curse: “May you live in interesting times.”

That must have been a really bad production of Hamlet to start rioting with Yorick.

Living in Id is a riot.

It’s never boring, that’s for sure.

When I was in Japan many years ago, I saw signs posted along the roadways that read, “_____ days without an accident.” The traffic and drivers were horrible and dangerous. Safer riding the bullet train.

Must have a lot of colleges there.

Wonder what the budget’s like for the constant rebuilding?

reminds me of the curse about “living in interesting times”… but after 7 decades of being “interesting” I could really use a boring decade.

Okay, Finkie:

“What you will about this kingdom, but the phrase ‘Nothing ever exciting happens here’ does not exist.”

Boredom is good.

Everyday is January 6th in Id.

Not shown; the “Tourist Only” safe zone with the second best seats for the weekly riot. Cameras welcome.

The castle is a campus now?