Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 15, 2024

The second type slays the dragon like a good standup comedian slays the audience.

Do marshmallows slay dragons?

The nerve of them. Poaching an endangered species.

Just leave Henry alone.

What is something that stresses out a dragon?

Blowing out birthday candles on their own cake.

How is it easy to find out how much a dragon weighs?

They come with scales.

Dragons have to sleep during the day so they can fight knights.

The only reason that the dragon wanted to cross the road was to eat some chicken.

What do you say to a dragon that complains about the heat?

You tell them to shut their mouth.

and the battle drags on

A word to Knights: be careful how you approach dragons, for you are crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside & taste great with ketchup!

“Dragonslayer” (1981) was a great movie. I just watched it again this past weekend.

They’re cooking now.

Waste not want not!

Looks like zero dragon slayers.

Cassadorius Rex- Dragon slayer!

Squeezable sport-drink bottle of carbon tetrachloride (yeah, I know; illegal) to spray in the dragon’s face when he inhales for the next blast, might put out his pilot light if he’s old enough to not have a modern snap-igniter. Haven’t figured a way to get around the impervious-scales situation.

No use wasting a good flame ….. might as well take advantage of the flame to make S’mores …….. :)

One supplies his own last meal.

I don’t see any dragons being slain here.

Roasters and toasters!

Rodney, to his credit, is in front of the wall. Marshmallow dude is hiding!

The Wiz might not like you taking after Henry like that!

What’s the first type?

Maybe if he offered to share the marshmallows with the dragon….

where are the smores

Until some chucklehead lists dragons as an endangered species.

I like mine flaming and burnt on the outside, please…..

Donkey’s girlfriend?