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Another guy with a mean woman. Guys, take it from me, there are nice women out there, one who would never insult you. Be patient. Get rid of the creepy one. Be patient.
âMr. Wayne, today Iâd like to talk with you about your unusual fear of spiders.â âWhat do you mean âunusualâ? Many people are afraid of spiders.â âYes, but most are not afraid of them crawling into their head, eating their brains and taking over their bodies.â âThen why would anyone be afraid of spiders?!â
I see in this adult relationship, Liz is the analytical one while Jon is the creative one. Fortunately, for Liz, Jon is also the forgiving and forgetting one.
codycab 8 months ago
Actually it was both.
TommyEfreeti 8 months ago
The truth is the Martians canât yet comprehend the inner machinations of Jonâs more advanced Mind- think about it. . .
RuinQueenofOblivion 8 months ago
Martians wonât get much brains here⌠if they come Iâll hide.
Gent 8 months ago
Martians? Whatever happen to aliens from planet Clarion?
ʲá 8 months ago
why not?
his is in âlike newâ conditionâ â â barely been used
Botulism Bob 8 months ago
Jonâs brain is Abby-Normal.
Blu Bunny 8 months ago
He just proved her point.
Calvinist1966 8 months ago
When a vet puts you down, it can be terminal.
win.45mag 8 months ago
When youâre Jon, itâs a put down
ddl297 8 months ago
Phew! Safe from both Martians AND zombies!
KageKat 8 months ago
And yet you still go out with him, Liz?
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 8 months ago
Another guy with a mean woman. Guys, take it from me, there are nice women out there, one who would never insult you. Be patient. Get rid of the creepy one. Be patient.
2AndFour 8 months ago
Liz is the kind of girlfriend that every guy should aspire to have.
Imagine 8 months ago
She obviously doesnât love him for his brains. But maybe for his lack of brains?
germanvisitor 8 months ago
âMr. Wayne, today Iâd like to talk with you about your unusual fear of spiders.â âWhat do you mean âunusualâ? Many people are afraid of spiders.â âYes, but most are not afraid of them crawling into their head, eating their brains and taking over their bodies.â âThen why would anyone be afraid of spiders?!â
preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago
I see in this adult relationship, Liz is the analytical one while Jon is the creative one. Fortunately, for Liz, Jon is also the forgiving and forgetting one.
hariseldon59 8 months ago
Nice thing for her to say to the man who loves her. Not that it doesnât fit.
RobinHood 8 months ago
They might, they could have one thatâs not been used
mourdac Premium Member 8 months ago
Any ET search for intelligent life would exclude the Earth.
chris_o42 8 months ago
Unless the Martians were looking for something âAbby-normalâ.
Prey 8 months ago
Uh, Liz, you´re the one going out with him.
Wichita1.0 8 months ago
NowâŚSPLEENSâŚ
atomicdog 8 months ago
âPoor thing, starved to death.â â Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
rbullfogg 8 months ago
Iâm afraid that was Jon.
Strawberry King 8 months ago
Exactly what goes on in that little mind of yours, Jon?
WentHulk 8 months ago
SighâŚâŚ.
Crazy Comics 8 months ago
Jon is brainless, and Liz roasted Jon so much! She should be Packgodâs wife!
edmund_graham 8 months ago
I mean, is there any rule that says it canât be both?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 8 months ago
Martians do not steal anyoneâs brains. They just take out long term leases.
Jovians, on the other hand, have very sticky fingersâŚ..
ragsarooni 8 months ago
Tsk,tsk Liz-Jon is (?) the man âo yer dreamsâŚâŚ
prrdh 8 months ago
Zombies would find Jon slim pickings.
BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 8 months ago
I wonder how her bedside manners are?
HA! 8 months ago
Zingo!
kjnrun 8 months ago
I love a woman who isnât afraid to dish it out against her man.
ʲá 8 months ago
no Jonâ â â for you, itâs nuttin butt anal probing
Goat from PBS 8 months ago
Itâs not likely. Meaning thereâs a chance.
TexTech 8 months ago
I donât know. A Martian might take Jonâs brain. Maybe they need a paperweight or a doorstop.
ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago
For Jon, reality is quite unreal.
norphos 8 months ago
OUCH!
vacman 8 months ago
Imagine what Liz would have said about Jon if she didnât like him.
anncorr339 8 months ago
Liz was only telling the truth
Thenecromancer 8 months ago
Poor Jon,everyone mock himâŚme included