I remember a physics test in high school where one question was which weighs more, a pint of cream or a pint of milk? I answered cream because it’s thicker, i.e. had a “heavier” feel, but of course that was wrong. Cream floats on milk because it is less dense despite being more viscous.
“Homogenized milk has a creamier, more uniform texture, a whiter colour, a more pleasant taste, and greater foam-ability.” [Wikipedia] Some people these days would push for our dominant social class to be sort of this way. :/
Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago
I remember a physics test in high school where one question was which weighs more, a pint of cream or a pint of milk? I answered cream because it’s thicker, i.e. had a “heavier” feel, but of course that was wrong. Cream floats on milk because it is less dense despite being more viscous.
enigmamz 4 months ago
He’s no Macho Man.
(If you know, you know)
PraiseofFolly 4 months ago
“Homogenized milk has a creamier, more uniform texture, a whiter colour, a more pleasant taste, and greater foam-ability.” [Wikipedia] Some people these days would push for our dominant social class to be sort of this way. :/
SameAsOldFfred 4 months ago
Imhoff’s Law:The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank — the really big chunks always rise to the top.
The Orange Mailman 4 months ago
Put in = contribute
Put out = work
Put up = tolerate
Put down = insult
Put off = postpone
Put on = joke around with
sandpiper 4 months ago
Frank just needs a good shaking up to get him to rise.
uniquename 4 months ago
He’s milking that joke for all it’s worth.
JudyAz 4 months ago
The cream may rise to the top, but so does the scum.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 4 months ago
The Peter Principle: The cream rises until it sours.
InTraining 4 months ago
they’re heading to McDonald’s for a $20 burger… and a $10 milk shake…!
Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago
In a septic tank, other things rise to the top.
Farceur 4 months ago
Unless you drink it. Then It rises to the arteries and waist.
cuzinron47 4 months ago
How does it feel to be sediment?
andrew.scharnhorst 4 months ago
Frank must be a heavy cream.