The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 25, 2024

Sounds like a Major problem!

A. Paul O’Gee is a pretty sorry name for a doctor.

So unfair. This is corporal punishment.

Today’s comic has a colonel of truth about it

Maybe this should have been a Private conversation.

Is this doctor a specialist, or is he a General Practitioner?

Could be a colonel of truth in the whole matter….

The air is full of puns today. Making it hard to breathe.

We had Airman’s Disease.

All these puns are pretty rank.

But sergeants need to worry about staff infections.

His problem was his failure to salute. He couldn’t get it up, the arm, of course. He might get corporal punishment, undeservingly.

He was fondling his privates too much.

Tunnels… Army… for some reason brings to mind Hogan’s Heroes and the little Frenchman, Corporal Louie Le(el)Beau.

Love the ‘apology’ on the diploma!

Even the Dr’s name is a pun! What cunning linguists!

Love the doc’s name!!

We’ll have to give you a General anesthetic first. It’s going to be a Major operation.

He needs general anasthesia!

So he hurt his little army while serving in the Army?

but in general, he’s in good health…if he were in the Navy, they’d probably do a seaman count

And forget about lieutenant or anything higher, if your arm’s out of commission.

I have No Time for Sergeants

The Doctor believes in promoting good health.

That’s a two groaner!

Typical G.I. doctor … it’s in the twist of the wrist.

All first class comments. I guess the Dr will need to enlist the Healy of a specialist.

He’s that low ranking Non-Com who doles out the discipline for bad wordplay. They call him Corporal PUNishment.

Come for the toon, stay for the comments.

He needs to see a specialist.

Sheesh, three comics in a row in my lineup have a medical theme.

Apology, M.D.

M-16 elbow?