Clay Jones for May 10, 2024

When a 60-year old man tells a 27-year-old porn star (as happened in their encounter in 2006, 18 years ago) she reminds him of his daughter and then has unprotected sex with her, he is definitely creepy and definitely a bigger threat than the bear.

Trump, a long-time pal of Jeffrey Epstein, is a pervert — proven by court judgments, allegations from more than 26 additional women with cases pending, and even his own admission.

Do a Google search on “Trump wants sex with his daughter video” (preferably constrain the search to YouTube and you can find a montage of video clips of Trump fantasizing about sex with his daughter Ivanka while she is sitting right next to him. (I have posted the actual link many times here in GoComics, but it is easy to find; also disgustingly gross.)

Additionally, Trump bragged on tape (Howard Stern show) about barging in on MISS USA and MISS UNIVERSE pageant contestants while they were undressed, and even UNDRESSED UNDERAGE MISS TEEN USA contestants.

And this does not even include openly cheating on all three of his wives, and paying hush money to porn stars and Playboy nude models for which he is now being tried criminally for falsifying business records to cover it up in violation of election laws.

No moral, decent person can support such a wanton pervert who also mocks people with disabilities, ridicules war heroes and gold star families (while he bribed a doctor to falsify a claim of bone spurs) and tried to foment a violent overthrow of a full, free and fair election he had lost.

But the TrumpubliKKKlan cult worshipping Talibangelical religious nut jobs who love to wag their moralistic fingers in everyone else’s faces embrace him as their new deity — the Golden Calf grew up to become the Wall $treet Bull, and now has devolved into the Mar-a-Lago Bu11$h!tter — and literally fashioned a golden (fools’ gold) idol at a CPAC convention that people photographed themselves bowing down to.

Depends on the man… AND the bear.

Pizza rat is outside for some fresh air. Grab the French fries Pizza rat and return to the White House.

She can’t bear it (Love the sippy cup).

Cant spell trumpy bear whitout spelling r**pey

Well he got a new name yesterday from his very own personal high priced defense attorney. In cross examining Stormy, she called him the Orange xxxd (she used a different word, essentially meaning the same thing, but much more graphic) . And then she called him that over and over again in the questioning of the witness under oath. What a great moment in court history! Then the judge later refused a new trial because the Orange (x)urd’s chief defense attorney had opened up the trial to the sex testimony by declaring in his opening statement that the Orange blob had “never had sex” with the witness — certainly an unforced error, but probably a statement required by the Orange thing that cannon be named on this page. But his new name was repeated over, and over, and over again by his attorney right in front of his face, in the court record!

Traitor Trump was not born evil, even though (as we all know), he was born into a crime family. He wasn’t forced to commit felony financial crimes, year end and year out, decades in and decades out, no matter what Fred told him. He CHOSE that. He CHOSE to commit multiple rapes. He CHOSE to become a traitor to the United States of America. Which is why ALL patriots have contempt for Traitor Trump and people dumb enough, preverterd enough, or insane enough to forget to pick Traitor Trump out of a police lineup.

Hey, where did that bird get that worm? Answer: Not from Trump. That worm is an eater of brains, after all…

Break a leg, MAGAs, you’re up next! And bring your beloved Trumpy Bears© and other cheap swag (along with his Trading Card set) to the next tЯц☭p / Putin rally to show the world just how “special” you are!

When you first enter the woods, immediately begin checking the forest floor for orange scat. If you see any, execute a one-eighty and get out of there as quickly as you can.

You know it’s bad when even Jason Voorhees is hiding from it.

Like lessons-learned from any horror movie, if the forest animals are all running in terror…

Go with them!

I hike in the woods often and have yet to see a woman in the woods wearing a skirt and high heels.

Trump has always been a sexual predator.

What innocent man keeps frantically asking for a mistrial?

OVERLOOKED FACT—

One of the attendees at Vladimir Putin’s 5th-terminaugaration was that famous he-man movie star Steven Seagal. Why have this man’s “new friends” received such little publicity?

If you go out in the woods today, you better not go……………

“A little closer Honey Bunch, so I can grab you by the . . . . .”

I see Kennedy’s worm in a bird’s mouth.

Why would any woman choose a wild bear over any man in the woods. The balls on the man are a lot easier to kick on the man.

A comment I read from a well known gay man claimed many gay men would also choose the bear. Possibly for different reasons.

Them animals look like they be duckin’, t’ be clear o’ that critter.

Good thing he has his hands full or there might’ve been some “grabbing by the…”

I guess that answers the question of what a bear does in the woods.

Ugh, just ugh:

“Barron Trump, the former president’s 18-year-old son, will be a Florida delegate to the Republican National Convention this summer.”

I think Susan (“Knuckles”) Necheles got her head handed to her.

Sleazy doesn’t even BEGIN to describe the images that come to mind with this statement…..