The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for May 27, 2024

Pairs best with a house full of cats

But no pair of glasses?

Jean Luc Pinard?

And those pureed veggies.

Cheap meat, cheap wine, cheapskates.

And with your cheap @$$.

(Tries to think of cheap cut of meat) Ugh, I hate tripe.

Geez, no comment on the name of the wine?

No one got the Star Trek The Next Generation reference? Jean Luc Pic(n)ard?

Be careful you don’t spill any of that 6 month old Cardboardeaux you’re pouring, Leroy.

I like the Salute! to Captain Picard.

Jean-Luke’s family did have a winery. I’m pretty sure seeing that boxed wine would give him a reason for concern.

There is no way a Picard wine would be cheap. It might be affordable, but it would never be CHEAP. Jean-Luc was never pretentious. His brother who was running the family vineyard wasn’t either.

Leroy is only telling the truth

There is an actual Chateau Picard, Chateau Picard St Estephe 2019 (750ml), which is a Bordeaux. it costs $34.99 per bottle, not including shipping and handling, which is $25 per bottle. I don’t think that it comes in a box

At least the wine isn’t burnt.

Jean Luc Pinard? I can’t decide whether that’s clever or not.

Leroy should have gotten MadDog 2020.

Good luck getting the cheapo food down.

Lol what is wrong with Leroy? He needs to care more about his wife