Close to Home by John McPherson for May 23, 2024

Or go with no designs?

the lady should be the state’s financial advisor

She has WAY too much time on her hands!

Bleeb likes flowery designs!

And you get to let your artistic side out!

Im waiting for the color-by-numbers edition. Its the only way I can stay within boundaries.

Is that waterproof ink?

You can also fold them and use them as napkins.

Inky butt…

She obviously has never put up wallpaper.

Unfortunately, I know people like that

I hope she doesn’t mind when I use a few to clean up after her cat yaks.

Cool idea!!

… now do the toilet paper!

Dang! why didn’t I think of that?! read the comics for hacks around the house!

Not really.

Plus, she can get a job at the paper towel factory now.

When you work out how long that will take to do and the saving you’ve made, it makes you the lowest paid worker in history

And all you need to do is wait for the ink to smear onto what you are wiping.

Uh, no. :)

All right, Bleeb! MUCH better than yesterday!!

Ha! You have interesting neighbors, John.

Of course you spent $23 on the pen set.

Better hold onto your newspaper, Mister! She has plans for that too. WHEN’S DINNER?!!!!!! :)

“Fine, just don’t touch the toilet paper.”

What’s wrong with just keeping the plain paper towels plain? That’s what we use.

Did you use brown sharpie?

How about we just tell the dirty counter that the flowers are implied, and we won’t tell anyone our secret?

Why on earth would anyone who doesn’t have a pet even have paper towels in the house? Unless you’re cleaning up something like vomit, pee, or soft poo, rags are perfectly fine. It’s extraordinary just how wasteful people can be.

I save even more money by not using paper towels. I have a roll here because some people just seem to be unable to function without them, but I don’t like them and don’t use them.

I wouldn’t do it, but you do you.

And sell for a profit

Every minute spent doing that is a minute spent not doing something that costs money. So there’s some savings there.