Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 12, 2024

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”—Mark Twain

uh … I’ll help you to test the theory

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.— Spike Milligan

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure can rent it for awhile!

Large notes and deposits only, please.

Happiness is discovering an author or composer whose numerous works you want to enjoy over and over.

Money cannot buy happiness, but it can rent it by the hour.

money can buy things which will make you temporarily happy

Money can buy, Compulsions, Addictions, Greed, Misery and early Death.

It can also pay your Bail when you get arrested for Graffiti… ☺

since I retired having money is the greatest thing to my happiness. I can pay my bills, live comfortably, and do what I please.

Money is not the root of all evil. It is the LOVE of money that is the root of all evil.

I’ve come to the conclusion that there comes a point where you stop owning things and they start owning you.

Well of course Aunty in YOUR case money can by happiness, since the root of you happiness comes in the form of bottles of Mad Dog 20/20.

Short term and I will take it!!!!

I’ll accept contributions too.

Money can’t buy happiness but, it can buy bacon. And bacon makes me happy.

It can buy chocolate…

I would love to be tested with wealth, having been tested with poverty and failed.

My plans for when I win the lottery: 90% will be spent on wine, women and song, the rest I will just waste.

Sure it can, you can get it at Amazon.

Money Buys Chocolate. Chocolate = Happiness. Therefore, money buys happiness. Aunty Acid is Correct!

if your money is not making you happy i’ll be glad to take it off your hands… ☺