Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 09, 2024

“____________, if you put your brain on a razor blade it’d look like a BB rolling down a four lane highway!”

Fill in as necessary.

it has to do with balance in nature – one thing is small, another should be bigger to compensate

The dumber they are, the more they shriek about being smart.

Because they speak before they think.

I don’t know, Aunty. Why do you?

I will not say something political… I will not say something political… Or about a politician…

The most outspoken people “know the least but think they know the most,” according to science.

So their feet will fit in easily.

Those who talketh by the yard and doeth by the inch, will be kicketh by the foot.

Balance in life; one thing big compensated by one thing small.

If you are wrong be wrong loudly and often and you will convince some people that you are right.

I know some with pretty high IQ’s that are senseless…

Aunty keeps putting both her size 10’s in her mouth. Chewing on her feet. Un Huh.

Those who know the least always say it the loudest.

Do you REALLY need to ask that question, Auntie A?

Just because they do, Aunty!

Just ask Donnie

“You’re sittin’ here and yakkin’ in my face. I guess I’m gonna have to put you in your place. You know if silence was golden, you couldn’t raise a dime. Because your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime.” Opening lyric to Mose Alison’s famous tune, ‘Your Mind is On Vacation (and Your Mouth is Working Overtime)’.

Fits to a tee…..heh Mr -rump.

Usually that watermelon gets busted!!!!

It’s not the size of the brain or the size of the mouth that matters.

I don’t know pea brain, tell us.

Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

And you are proof.

We have two ears and one mouth because we are supposed to listen twice as much as we talk. Most people get that backwards.

Emphasis on watermelon…

Answer: So they can be heard loudly and clearly in the House of Representatives.