The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 24, 2024

Yes, and we all can see how fit and trim she is.

Says the “woman” that’s shaped like a …. fifty gallon drum!!!!

;-)

Fly away you EVIL B WITCH

We hate her. Good job, Mr. Sansom.

Thus spoke the witch who rides a reinforced broom.

At my gym a young guy comes in often, his hair reminds me of an eagles nest. He is cute but his hair is awful. speaking of eagle nests I saw a new one today with a baby in it. They build their nests on electric towers

Brutus has a six-pack; it’s just hidden by a keg. Like many of us

In my case it has become weight sagging.

And with that comment, her coffee farted in her face….

Mother Gargle: Life Coach…

Sticks and stones can break her bones – err can break my bones but words can never hurt me. Who the heck ever told that lie? Many people been put to death over lies and in prison. Jesus Christ was crucified over “words” untrue.

Pot, meet kettle…

I lift weights too. One spoonful at a time.

The old battle axe for the weekend? Oh joy for poor Born Loser Brutus. She’ll get cottage cheese for dinner since he starts his diet now.

The pot calling the kettle black.

Look who’s talking.

Might be time to go on a diet but it’s you you go, Ma Gargle.

I resemble that remark. With age, I never turn away from a chocolate. And I’m lifting much more weight than before. Around 100#’s more.

ha, maybe he should use his bowling ball of a gut to sit on Ms. Gargle… lets see her lift him as a weight. ;p

Now there’s the Mother Gargle we’ve come to know and revile, once again deriding our hero.

With that heavy head of hair on Mother Gargle I’m sure she’s a pain in the neck, her own

Brutus isn’t any tubbier than you are, Mother Gargle. Why don’t you practice what you preach?

The phrase, "Those that live in glass homes should not throw stones ‘, comes to mind. Brutus doesn’t look that bad. Mother Gargoyle looks big enough to be a linebacker on the Chicago Bears. However, Brutus is TOO BIG a man to make any real negative comments against her…..

Pot… Kettle…

Mother Gargle is one to talk LOL It takes one to know one would apply here…

Why does Brutus even try to be nice to the witch!?

Mother Gargoyle reminds me of Margaret Hamilton…

she’s one to talk!

He should buy her a scale with a remote readout because she can’t see the scale while standing on it.

Looks like all the low hanging fruit comments have been taken. This is two days in a row Brutus has made an attempt to ingratiate himself with his two prime antagonists and two days in a row he’s been skewered. Sigh. Such a Born Loser…

Thank goodness I don’t have a mother-in-law. Did but she was very nice despite her husband who wasn’t so good.

Luckily, my mother-in-law lived four states away.

Stepped in it AGAIN Brutus!

Brutus may be overweight but you Mother Gargle put the UG in UGLY. You should package it as a appetite suppressant.

Got the retort for you Brutus, tell her “I can lose weight but you can’t lose ugly”.

Judging by their appearance, I’d say she has him about 20 lbs, and not where it’s supposed to be.

Rrrrrrr.

You stepped in that one Brutus .

Glass houses, Mother G!