You’re NEVER too young to be cynical! Even babies can react with disdain to certain stimuli. BTW, Alex—don’t expect any $$$ from your egg-donor. She’ll leave it all to “Uncle Stupidhead”—even though they’re not legally married!
I don’t know exactly what she did back then to qualify for the Genius Award, but my distinct impression is that in the last few years many of the recipients aren’t worth two cents, let alone 800K.
Hello Everyone 16 days ago
I don’t know. Cynics are pretty young these days.
How old is Alex now anyway?
snsurone76 16 days ago
You’re NEVER too young to be cynical! Even babies can react with disdain to certain stimuli. BTW, Alex—don’t expect any $$$ from your egg-donor. She’ll leave it all to “Uncle Stupidhead”—even though they’re not legally married!
RonaldByrd 16 days ago
For those schadenfreudians hoping that the money turns out to not really be there, Alex’s sangfroid could be interpreted to imply otherwise.
Yontrop 16 days ago
That was a pretty short camp, or did they leave some weeks out?
Serial Pedant 16 days ago
13, going on 30…
gammaguy 16 days ago
Alex’s last comment in today’s strip strikes me as self-referential cynicism.
Tarzan & Redd Panda 16 days ago
Alex is old enough to have her own key.
alexius23 16 days ago
A Tween…entering puberty
Blueskyfox 16 days ago
Wow! This is probably the longest civil exchange between Alex and Zeke. She doesn’t once call him “Uncle Stupidhead”.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 16 days ago
….she said cynically.
eced52 16 days ago
You were born cynical. Look at your parents.
mindjob 16 days ago
Maybe she can get an allowance. She needs floppy disks
elgrecousa Premium Member 16 days ago
I don’t know exactly what she did back then to qualify for the Genius Award, but my distinct impression is that in the last few years many of the recipients aren’t worth two cents, let alone 800K.
captcredit 15 days ago
Which makes her 26 in today’s years
fourteenpeeves 15 days ago
Camp’s over already?? Did all the counselors get eaten by raccoons?