Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 17, 2024

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Having one of those days, are we?

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    Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago

    No, thank you. I will also decline to participate in the pictured piercing by bird bill.

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    He should’ve ducked.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  6 months ago

    “The Foie gras in this place is absolutely atrocious!”

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    The Old Wolf  6 months ago

    “That’ll buff right out.”

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    I’m amazed that PEZ dispensers are still being manufactured, and with the heads of current media characters! Are famous international terrorists some of those heads?

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    …must be his Catholic upbringing…

    …you suck my blood like a leach…

    …you break the law and preach…

    …Screw my brain till it hurts…

    …You’ve taken all my money – you still want more…

    …Misguided old mule…

    …With your pigheaded rules

    …With your narrow – minded cronies who are fools of the first division…

    …You’re a monster…

    ….Your heart’s an empty hole…

    …Your brain is full of spiders…

    …you’ve got garlic in your soul…

    …I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole…

    …. But don’t forget, men…

    …we’re gonna get ‘em on the run…

    …we’re gonna go, go, go, go! …

    …and we aren’t going to stop until we go over that goal line! …

    ….And don’t forget, men…

    …today is the day we’re gonna win…

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hyenas (along with vultures) perform a valuable service in nature by recycling the dead animal parts. Fortunately, no hyenas (or vultures) were harmed in the drawing of this cartoon.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Did you want the Pez-headed hyenas to be freshly loaded with Pez first? They cannot dispense wisdom unless this is done first.

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    rastapopilos  6 months ago

    And kick me in the ankles. That is the worst.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    Well, loam is where the heart is.

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    The breakup was not without some emotional reaction …

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    You’ll be hearing from the Pez headed hyenas have rights too committee.

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    UltraLameFest2  6 months ago

    That’s what happens when you have too much trouble with your TPS report.

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    davewhamond creator 6 months ago

    Pez-headed hyena… now I HAVE to draw that!

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    *Hot Rod*  6 months ago

    Pez it and follow the leader Mr. Prez.

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    Remindful of Gus saying “A man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough” …!

    ( quote from Lonesome Goose …er…um )

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    Jml58  6 months ago

    Serve it for someone you don´t like.

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    nancyb creator 6 months ago

    are there hyena headed Pez dispensers?

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    lawguy05  6 months ago

    Death wish.

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    coltish1.  6 months ago

    This of English is from more advanced lesson. Somebody please to be helping me in hardness of study.

    (Sometimes when I get stumped, I fall back of Vlad, who, I admit, is getting a little tired of it.)

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m having a bad case of writer’s block today. Could some make a comment for me?

    Thanks in advance,

    Your pal,

    Rotifer

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    Well, that’s one way to say it. On the other finger puppet, you could have just said No, thank you.

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    charles9156  6 months ago

    “duck ON”

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    Perhaps make it into rectangular pellets and insert them into the hyenas.

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    *Hot Rod*  6 months ago

    LeveL okay EvE.

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    Temporomandibular Flux Cluster   6 months ago

    Um… T…P…S…

    I’d like to vie a bowel, please, Vanna.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    …wages against housework?…

    …not according to Frog Applause’s home football team’s kicker…

    …dog says barefoot and pregnant…

    …and those are football pants…

    …not girly tights…

    …those that agree as "aye…

    …those that disagree say hey Willie Mays…

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    …the remains of my weekly screw up…

    …(a comment on a comment …

    …once finished to be posted here…

    …now deleted by clumsy fingers and a soul sucking phone processor)…

    …it is not just about the soul…

    …the vessel it, too, is part of it…

    …there is more gravy than grave about you…

    …I don’t let MS define me…

    …and while…

    …dear God…

    …deliver me from temptation…

    …may now be passe…

    …they condemn me to being colorblind …

    …while showing me rainbows…

    …we must each meet our fate…

    …while saying don’t forget about free will …

    …get back to smoking cigarettes in the waiting room…

    …it is also shouted …

    …complacent women seldom make history…

    …conform!!!…

    …let’s drill into our opponent’s skull…

    …and feed him his own brain…

    …and we cheer…

    …because that is what they are doing to us…

    …I’ve climbed trees…

    …worked a forklift in a giant freezer…

    …pulled dead dear off the side of the road…

    ….I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…

    …Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion…

    …I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate…

    ……All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain…

    …and in the end…

    …the love you take…

    …is equal to the love you make…

    …whispers the invisible man in the corner…

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    *Hot Rod*  6 months ago

    ….vN…..v..Flat out

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    *Hot Rod*  6 months ago

    Bottle Goose Neck.

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    *Hot Rod*  6 months ago

    Give um the goose’s Adams snapple.

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    *Hot Rod*  6 months ago

    Snap his neck.

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    *Hot Rod*  6 months ago

    Apples and Snapple® flavored o ring.

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    *Hot Rod*  6 months ago

    RIP rest in Peace VanWinkle.

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    …whew…!

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    *Hot Rod*  6 months ago

    Gay and Grey.

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