The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 31, 2024

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    codycab  6 months ago

    There’s always tomorrow, right?

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    oldpine52  6 months ago

    Tomorrow is also a day.

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    Robert4170  6 months ago

    Tomorrow never comes, because by the time it arrives, it’s today.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 months ago

    I would go out for dinner every night rather than eat Glady’s cooking.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 6 months ago

    Because I haven’t found a coupon yet.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Now that’s more like it!

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    s_krumpe  6 months ago

    After all, tomorrow is another day

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    russef  6 months ago

    Tomorrow, tomorrow. I’ll feed you, tomorrow. It’s only a day a weigh.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    The Day After Tomorrow will be a disaster. (movie)

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    kucpa Premium Member 6 months ago

    Because there a sign at the counter that said, “Free Food Tomorrow”.

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    pat sandy creator 6 months ago

    tomorrow never knows…

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    Chris  6 months ago

    at least he didn’t say, lets do it yesterday… :D

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    Reminds me of the lyrics of Tomorrow from the musical Annie.

    “It’s only a day away.”

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well said Brutus .

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    Strawberry King  6 months ago

    I don’t always like going out either, Brutus. I’d rather be at home.

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    preacherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    I think Brutus is trying to tell Gladys something in his own lacking way. It may well be that she’s already blown this month’s paycheck at the mall.

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    Brutus should have brought home a pizza, hot wings and a box of chocolate (big box). Un Huh.

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Procrastination on spending money. Nobody does it better. Baby, you’re the best……

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    paranormal  6 months ago

    Because it’s never tomorrow, only today…

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    andersjg Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s already tomorrow on the other side of the world.

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    Ahuehuete  6 months ago

    They can afford to go out for dinner?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Quick thinking Brutus! I understand his reluctance, though. It seems that Gladys is getting taller so her appetite must be voracious.

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    rhpii  6 months ago

    Brutus fighting a delaying action.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    So you’d rather eat what Gladys makes? Don’t think you’re gonna like it in her current mood.

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    Jeff0811  6 months ago

    She’s focusing on the wrong thing. Tell Brutus how good his favorite meal would taste, the ambiance of the restaurant, anything that he could not get at home, nagging wife for example. Instead of pushing him she needs to pull him along for a bit.

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    Tomorrow never comes.

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    xaingo  6 months ago

    Brutus checks the restaurant websites to see the specials, if there’s nothing he likes,wait until tomorrow.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    Gladys can go out to eat without him, but I bet he would be in the car first.

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    paullp Premium Member 6 months ago

    Thoughts from an old married man:

    (1) Brutus, Brutus, Brutus — haven’t you been married long enough to know that’s top of the list of promises to the wife that you don’t make and break?

    (2) She might get her way if she just tells him she didn’t prepare anything, since she thought they were going out. Of course, leaving him to scrounge around for whatever he can find in the fridge might not be the worst thing, in his view.

    (3) Pleased to report that last night I asked my wife if she’d like to go out for dinner. We both work from home and when you live and work in the same place, occasionally you can go a little stir-crazy. We went to a local Italian place that we’re fond of, and enjoyed our meal very much — and came home with leftovers for a second dinner. Take a lesson, Brutus!

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