Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 03, 2024

And just four easy payments of 49.95.

But wait! There’s more!

The Ronco Excaliber only available for a limited time.

Buy now and get a second one free! Just pay extra handling fee.

And if you act now, you also get an evil sorceress who will try to kill you.

AND we will include the rock for free! You pay only the shipping and handling charge.

I can just hear that voice now.

Sir Ron of Popeil was cut from the final film.

Wait, where’s the steak knives?

And, BOY! Does it catch fish!!

$19.99 I’m in.

Didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

The saga of Arthur and the Vegematic.

… another fine K-Tel product!

“It’s the last Excalibur you’ll ever need! But wait! Order now and you’ll receive a second at no additional cost! Just pay shipping and handling.” “Why would I want a second one if it’s the last one I’ll ever need?”

Who stabbed the pet rock?

Special offer : Gets one Merlin free.

And if you call in the next five minutes…

Buy now and you will automatically have the support of the Knights of the Round Table including special training from Sir Cumference.

But does it Julienne fries?

But does it make julienne fries?

Slicer dicer chopper in a hopper crusher grinder mixer mincer musher masher in one.

Ships from Canada. Just pay in U.S. dollars and add applicable taxes. :)

He’s a real Popeil pleaser.

Cute!

Like sliced bread? What a great idea.

Dave takes a stab at the first infomercial …!

( en garde! )

(sword made by Ronco…stone not included)

Call 555-1212! That’s 555-1212! 555-1212! Call now! Operators are standing by!! 555-1212!

And if you pull it out by midnight tonight….

Sir Ronald of Popeli

Send no money…just your Visa card number, and for 19.95, get yourself a free gitsu knife.