And just four easy payments of 49.95.
But wait! There’s more!
The Ronco Excaliber only available for a limited time.
Buy now and get a second one free! Just pay extra handling fee.
And if you act now, you also get an evil sorceress who will try to kill you.
AND we will include the rock for free! You pay only the shipping and handling charge.
I can just hear that voice now.
Sir Ron of Popeil was cut from the final film.
Wait, where’s the steak knives?
And, BOY! Does it catch fish!!
$19.99 I’m in.
Didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
The saga of Arthur and the Vegematic.
… another fine K-Tel product!
“It’s the last Excalibur you’ll ever need! But wait! Order now and you’ll receive a second at no additional cost! Just pay shipping and handling.” “Why would I want a second one if it’s the last one I’ll ever need?”
Who stabbed the pet rock?
Special offer : Gets one Merlin free.
Why would anyone want to lead a country? Power? Not from what I’ve observed.
And if you call in the next five minutes…
Buy now and you will automatically have the support of the Knights of the Round Table including special training from Sir Cumference.
But does it Julienne fries?
But does it make julienne fries?
Slicer dicer chopper in a hopper crusher grinder mixer mincer musher masher in one.
Ships from Canada. Just pay in U.S. dollars and add applicable taxes. :)
He’s a real Popeil pleaser.
Cute!
Like sliced bread? What a great idea.
Dave takes a stab at the first infomercial …!
( en garde! )
(sword made by Ronco…stone not included)
Call 555-1212! That’s 555-1212! 555-1212! Call now! Operators are standing by!! 555-1212!
And if you pull it out by midnight tonight….
Sir Ronald of Popeli
Send no money…just your Visa card number, and for 19.95, get yourself a free gitsu knife.
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Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 month ago
And just four easy payments of 49.95.
Ratkin about 1 month ago
But wait! There’s more!
oldpine52 about 1 month ago
The Ronco Excaliber only available for a limited time.
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Buy now and get a second one free! Just pay extra handling fee.
Imagine about 1 month ago
And if you act now, you also get an evil sorceress who will try to kill you.
admiree2 about 1 month ago
AND we will include the rock for free! You pay only the shipping and handling charge.
rekam Premium Member about 1 month ago
I can just hear that voice now.
nancyb creator about 1 month ago
Sir Ron of Popeil was cut from the final film.
Schark80 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wait, where’s the steak knives?
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
And, BOY! Does it catch fish!!
basspro about 1 month ago
$19.99 I’m in.
Just_Karl about 1 month ago
Didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
derdave969 about 1 month ago
The saga of Arthur and the Vegematic.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
… another fine K-Tel product!
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 1 month ago
“It’s the last Excalibur you’ll ever need! But wait! Order now and you’ll receive a second at no additional cost! Just pay shipping and handling.” “Why would I want a second one if it’s the last one I’ll ever need?”
nsaber about 1 month ago
Who stabbed the pet rock?
Gent about 1 month ago
Special offer : Gets one Merlin free.
Gina Carson about 1 month ago
Why would anyone want to lead a country? Power? Not from what I’ve observed.
ladykat about 1 month ago
And if you call in the next five minutes…
Tired about 1 month ago
Buy now and you will automatically have the support of the Knights of the Round Table including special training from Sir Cumference.
WDDIM about 1 month ago
But does it Julienne fries?
anomalous4 about 1 month ago
But does it make julienne fries?
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
Slicer dicer chopper in a hopper crusher grinder mixer mincer musher masher in one.
the lost wizard about 1 month ago
Ships from Canada. Just pay in U.S. dollars and add applicable taxes. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
He’s a real Popeil pleaser.
darcyandsimon about 1 month ago
Cute!
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Like sliced bread? What a great idea.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 month ago
Dave takes a stab at the first infomercial …!
( en garde! )
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
(sword made by Ronco…stone not included)
wildlandwaters 30 days ago
Call 555-1212! That’s 555-1212! 555-1212! Call now! Operators are standing by!! 555-1212!
Rob Smith Premium Member 30 days ago
And if you pull it out by midnight tonight….
ars731 30 days ago
Sir Ronald of Popeli
Dave427 30 days ago
Send no money…just your Visa card number, and for 19.95, get yourself a free gitsu knife.