Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 03, 2024

I resemble that guy

You’re SO good-looking!

I always sneeze three times. Don’t know why but pretty much every time.

I always say Bless Me when someone sneezes.

For people who sneeze three times in quick succession, “one sneeze probably loosens it up, the second sneeze gets it to the front of the nose and the third sneeze gets it out,”

Shoppers these days show a mix of mask/no mask. For some infection is still possible, for others it either isn’t likely or they just don’t care. Even the handiwipe machines in the lobbies are mostly full – thank goodness. That means fewer chemical fingerprints on the produce.

Ironically, the only time I do not sneeze is when I have a cold.

Allergy season sucks.

I have daily sneezing fits. The cats curse me.

“bless you, bless me, and baby makes three.” No idea where I heard it, but there it is.

I always hated people feeling obligated to do this. What, do you actually believe the person’s soul left their body with the sneeze, and that you have to bless the empty shell to prevent demonic possession? Because that’s where it comes from.

Around here the third sneeze is likely to be met with, “Die quietly”

“Stop it! I’m running out of Blessings!”