Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 13, 2024

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Some of the apps available on my phone, if I used ’em, would DEFINITELY make the day seem longer.

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    There’s no app that will add hours to a day, but there is wi-fi outages.

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    rheddmobile  5 months ago

    I have a watch that replaces my phone! It’s pretty cool. I couldn’t justify such a fancy watch for the phone function but I have a heart irregularity and having a portable 1 lead ekg on my wrist at all times has been very helpful for me. It feels very sci-fi to talk into my wrist communicator!

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    MichaelAxelFleming  5 months ago

    Oh, the hours are still there. They’re just misused.

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    gammaguy  5 months ago

    If he were arguing for more days, it would be a week case.

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    rbriem  5 months ago

    We don’t need more hours in a day, we need less. 12 hour days, 14 days in a week. You work 8 hours a day for 5 days, then have a 9 day weekend.

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    jfh0555  5 months ago

    If you want to add more available hours to the day, wear a watch and ditch the phone

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    Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s easy to add more hours to the day. Just redefine the length of an hour.

    Why not? They think pushing a clock ahead makes the day longer, and that’s even stupider.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago
    In the USAF time was regulated like everything else. In advertising the deadline set the time. Watches were necessary. As a classroom teacher, bells tolled the time.

    But being retired has reduced the need for time keeping. I found that, when working our yard and flower beds, I get a lot more done without a wearing a watch. Breaks only occur to me when I finish a project, need a drink, go for tools or more plants. The time taken for either doesn’t matter. It is done when it is done and the watch doesn’t do anything to help.

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    sbenton7684  5 months ago

    I’m retired. Nuff said…

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    eced52  5 months ago

    That’s called age progression dude.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  5 months ago

    First cell phones replaced home phones, then they replaced cameras, watches, stereos, newspapers, calendars, letters, and movie theaters. I wonder what’s next, cars? Admittedly, they have let us communicate more (better?) with each other.

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    Saurischia  5 months ago

    Funny that the pocket computer/camera/alarm clock/etc is still called a phone. I rarely use it as a phone!

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    tvstevie  5 months ago

    Careful what you wish for: Sting must have had phones in mind with this line of his from the mid-1980s, “It’s hard to tell the poison from the cure.”

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    JediSQL Premium Member 5 months ago

    Just need an app that blocks social media.

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    dogday Premium Member 5 months ago

    And THIS is where critical thinking makes SUCH a difference.

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