“Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ‘ding’ when there’s stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I’ve learned to stay away from hens. It’s not pretty when they blow.”
Problem with theze sorts of apps is, if the kid knows about it, she can defeat it. I’m sure there are any number of online articles that will show her how to turn on GPS spoofing.
Panufo 22 days ago
I gotta fever…
GreasyOldTam 22 days ago
How about Pam putting that app on Cliff’s phone so she can avoid him? Or find him when he needs punching?
Gent 22 days ago
Eh better microcheeps her just in case.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 22 days ago
“Because you’re less likely to keep a cow bell on you at all times.”
Doug K 22 days ago
It will make a cowbell sound if it’s ever more than 6 feet away from you.
Imagine 22 days ago
So she can avoid them…
RLG Premium Member 22 days ago
Somebody tell them about invicible fences.
LawrenceS 22 days ago
Tell the kid it will find her phone if it gets lost or stolen… As if the phone is ever going to be out of her hand.
Differentname 22 days ago
“It’s 10 pm. Do you know where you’re children are?”
gantech 22 days ago
Considering that kids can hack the new technologies ten times better than us ‘old folk’, should Pam have tipped her hand like that?
gantech 22 days ago
“Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ‘ding’ when there’s stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I’ve learned to stay away from hens. It’s not pretty when they blow.”
C’mon, you know somebody had to say it.
Slowly, he turned... 22 days ago
wait… isn’t she on a self contained space ship? where will she go?
[Traveler] Premium Member 22 days ago
And also measures to lock out social media until you’re much older
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 22 days ago
Problem with theze sorts of apps is, if the kid knows about it, she can defeat it. I’m sure there are any number of online articles that will show her how to turn on GPS spoofing.
DaBump Premium Member 22 days ago
Be glad she doesn’t get a leash.
oakie817 22 days ago
more cowbell!
gautoo 22 days ago
Yeah! More Cow Bell!
Mike Baldwin creator 22 days ago
Maybe This is why parents encourage their kids to use their outdoor voice everywhere.
blakerl 22 days ago
It is a Space Station. Just how hard would it be to fine your kids on an enclosed Space Station, it’s in Space how far could they go?
cuzinron47 22 days ago
I’m sure she thought about it, but realized the sound of a cowbell doesn’t travel as far.
Bilan 22 days ago
Pam doesn’t know that Marie also ha a burner phone.
eddi-TBH 21 days ago
Just give her a radio collar.
robtgordon 21 days ago
How far away could you wander on a space station?
news 13 days ago
I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is MORE COWBELL!