Clay Jones for June 03, 2024

Why is Pizza rat always in jail? What has he/she done wrong? Who is Red? Why Rita Hayworth? Please answer. (I can’t read the sippy cup).

I really hope the judge adds a year for each insult and contempt thrown at him.

The Trumpites don’t care about Trump being a convicted felon. “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.” — Donald Trump, January 23, 2016. And he’s right. The Trumpites are clearly a dangerous and deranged cult. Hopefully, Trump’s conviction will sway some undecided voters into recognizing that Trump isn’t worth voting for.

If Trump if photographed in the jumpsuit with no makeup, his political career is over.

His Disciples cannot accept that kind of truth.

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They might even give up believing that Mexico will pay for it.

I heard Morgan Freeman’s voice saying, “The sisters had their way with Trump.”

If he’s allowed more than one, Trump might want a pinup photo of his daughter, too

Would you like a magazine with that Sir?

Classic cup!

tRump should be in a dress as much of a whinny “B” as he is; some one will take him as their whimp, or the republican’ts will epstein him to cover up their involvement. Wonder why they have not released epstein’s list so everyday people can see the rich and political perverts, are they being paid off?

tubby says he’s OK with prison.

I got a nice place in mind, Ossining.

Red chiseled his name in the rafter of the small room he stayed in after being released from prison. Brooks had done the same prior, but hanged himself.

Please leftist NY judge, throw the bad orange man in jail, you’re only helping him!

Never saw shawshank, but I have these wonderful dreams of Burt Lancaster climbing the prison guard tower holding Trump under one arm.

Poor Rita—4 failed marraiges and she died of Alzheimer’s Dementia

“Prison life is structured – more’n some people care for.”

I’ll stipulate that Shawshank is a fine movie, but as prison movies go I put it behind Cool Hand Luke and Raising Arizona (granted, only a few scenes of Raising Arizona actually take place in prison, but that’s where the above quote is from).

I think all the people that want Trump sent to prison are going to be disappointed. This is the lowest level felony in NY so it’s unlikely that as a first offender he’ll go to jail. I say first offender because that’s what he is in the legal system. He’s likely a multiple offender that just was never convicted before.

Felon45 said he’s be fine with prison or house arrest. Yeah right! House arrest at Mar-A-Lardo, maybe. Prison? His crock tears would wash away his orange spray tan. Plus, T might run into some of his good buddies in the yard that took part in the assult on the Capitol. The ones he said he’d pardon, in about two weeks.

All you do is reference other people’s work and shove Trump in everywhere.

You have the pizza rat perspective, why not do something like a week of panels through pizza rat’s eye?

Take him around a city, develop your own recurring characters in this, slice of life type stuff, reference the political world with subtlety.

Clay, fiddledick the fern tugger is mighty jealous of you.

Well, that’s to be expected. The simple-minded are always resentful of someone with skills.

Very clever references to Shawshank, Clay ♥♥

Maybe Miss Fuzzybreeches will help him break out in about 20 years!

Sadly, I don’t see him in jail. Despite his evil, Trump’s record is clean. Most likely it’ll be a heft honkin’ fine and probation to be served. MAAAAAAAYBE house arrest, but I’m not placing any bets. All we can do is hope the other court cases nail him.

I’m a couple of months younger than DJT and I think Rita Hayworth is a bit old for him. He looks like a Jayne Mansfield type.

Being a long time Rita Hayworth fan,how DARE you sully her good name w/the orange loozer?!