B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 14, 2024

Ant Kardashian.

“I don’t do aphids. They’ll suck you dry.”

(the dirtier minds here may read that the wrong way).

Dat Abdomen tho!

It temporary swelling or perman-ant?

She’s all about that bass

Egg sack, smash it and 1,200 tiny spiders go every direction. Nightmare material.

Baby got back!

She’s a pregn ant

I like big Gasters and I cannot lie

You other brothers can’t deny

That when a Ant walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face, you get sprung

Wanna pull up tough ’cause you notice that Gaster was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she’s wearin’

I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’

Oh, baby, I wanna get wit’cha

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that Gaster you got makes (me so horny!)

Oh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie

I’ve seen ‘em dancin’

To he!! with romancin’

She sweat, wet

Got it goin’ like a turbo ’Vette

I’m tired of magazines

Sayin’ flat Gasters are the thing

Take the average black Ant and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!)

Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the Gaster? (Hell yeah!)

Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy Gaster!

Baby got back!

And this is why Rap was never big in the Ant world.

Same here, pal.

Scary. I already suffer from Kardashiphobia.

Things look better at closing time? But what is that?

Very, very, very funny.

I believe she has a boy friend!!!!

Wait’ll she starts twerking.

Oooh, lots of eggs that need fertilizing, eh? wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

How does she have enough legs to carry that proboscis???

One of those Miami ants

You should see her shake that thing on the dance floor!

He’s waiting for the centipede centerfold

Avoid her, she’s a real blood sucker.

When she pops, there won’t be enough cribs even on Amazon.

I thought it was a tick.

Of all the gin joints…

She didn’t look like that until pretty long after she was fertilized…

Aunt Bee-hind.

Yeah, it wouldn’t work out.

I like big abdomens and I cannot lieOther entomologists might denyBut when you see a little bitty thorax and a round thing in your faceI get stung

Looks like, but not quite as big as, some of the celebrity (famous for being famous) spakfilla filled ugly ar5es