I guess he’ll have to try the Lion’s Club. Much better for clobbering elks anyhow.
He should have done that in the first place.. but then again Mr. Rubin would have to think up a new strip…
Well, if you’re a benevolent protective order, you do tend to keep out predators.
Join the Owls. They’ll keep an eye on you!
Nice try, though.
He/She could help make room (open up space) for new members.
He thought it was a subscription to a food delivery service.
He got a similar letter from the Moose Lodge.
Sue them for discrimination! —They are ‘lion’ to him’.
Try the Flintstones’ Water Buffalo Club
If they approved they’d be needing lots of new members.
I wouldn’t want to join a club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx.
He could try the Moose Lodge
Easy….identify as one
I bet the Lions Club would accept Elks as new members!
danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago
I guess he’ll have to try the Lion’s Club. Much better for clobbering elks anyhow.
sbenton7684 6 months ago
He should have done that in the first place.. but then again Mr. Rubin would have to think up a new strip…
Kaputnik 6 months ago
Well, if you’re a benevolent protective order, you do tend to keep out predators.
markkahler52 6 months ago
Join the Owls. They’ll keep an eye on you!
uniquename 6 months ago
Nice try, though.
Doug K 6 months ago
He/She could help make room (open up space) for new members.
Cerabooge 6 months ago
He thought it was a subscription to a food delivery service.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
He got a similar letter from the Moose Lodge.
tee929 6 months ago
Sue them for discrimination! —They are ‘lion’ to him’.
donut reply 6 months ago
Try the Flintstones’ Water Buffalo Club
Lablubber 6 months ago
If they approved they’d be needing lots of new members.
jvscanlan Premium Member 6 months ago
I wouldn’t want to join a club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx.
PaulGoes 6 months ago
He could try the Moose Lodge
geese28 6 months ago
Easy….identify as one
tiomax 6 months ago
I bet the Lions Club would accept Elks as new members!