I guess he’ll have to try the Lion’s Club. Much better for clobbering elks anyhow.
He should have done that in the first place.. but then again Mr. Rubin would have to think up a new strip…
Well, if you’re a benevolent protective order, you do tend to keep out predators.
Join the Owls. They’ll keep an eye on you!
Nice try, though.
He/She could help make room (open up space) for new members.
He thought it was a subscription to a food delivery service.
He got a similar letter from the Moose Lodge.
Sue them for discrimination! —They are ‘lion’ to him’.
Try the Flintstones’ Water Buffalo Club
If they approved they’d be needing lots of new members.
I wouldn’t want to join a club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx.
He could try the Moose Lodge
Easy….identify as one
I bet the Lions Club would accept Elks as new members!
danketaz Premium Member 18 days ago
I guess he’ll have to try the Lion’s Club. Much better for clobbering elks anyhow.
sbenton7684 17 days ago
He should have done that in the first place.. but then again Mr. Rubin would have to think up a new strip…
Kaputnik 17 days ago
Well, if you’re a benevolent protective order, you do tend to keep out predators.
markkahler52 17 days ago
Join the Owls. They’ll keep an eye on you!
uniquename 17 days ago
Nice try, though.
Doug K 17 days ago
He/She could help make room (open up space) for new members.
Cerabooge 17 days ago
He thought it was a subscription to a food delivery service.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 17 days ago
He got a similar letter from the Moose Lodge.
tee929 17 days ago
Sue them for discrimination! —They are ‘lion’ to him’.
donut reply 17 days ago
Try the Flintstones’ Water Buffalo Club
Lablubber 17 days ago
If they approved they’d be needing lots of new members.
jvscanlan Premium Member 17 days ago
I wouldn’t want to join a club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx.
PaulGoes 17 days ago
He could try the Moose Lodge
geese28 17 days ago
Easy….identify as one
tiomax 16 days ago
I bet the Lions Club would accept Elks as new members!