The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for June 30, 2024

Simon and Garfunkel Bookends album

Ⅰ figured Loretta was the onboard navigation system

-̶n̶a̶v̶i̶g̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ naggagation

Panel One: “His DNA Test Kit verified he had ‘Van Winkle’ family genes way back from somewhere.”

What’s wrong? He put on a tie, didn’t he??

I grew up in a large family, so our entire house gradually became filled with junk. My mom tried to keep up with us by discarding our stuff. Unfortunately, she tossed out everything valuable too, like the old baseball cards and comic books my brother and I bought in the 1950’s. (Of course, if moms everywhere had kept that stuff, there’d be so much of it still around that none of it would be worth much.)

Nice getup, Leroy. For the man who doesn’t care what people think about.

About him.

Navigation aggravation agitation. :)

The last panel looks like the neighbor is holding a Simon and Garfunkel album.

Seven feet facing!

Doesn’t Loretta’s vanity seem a little low? ;-)

Leroy obviously has no “vanity” wearing that outfit, of course. :-D

No one wants to see your junk, Leroy. That’s how you wound up with that restraining order.

Love the Lockhorns..

Love the Lockhorns.