Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 07, 2024

Femme:  Fatale last words

Is she in a competition with Liz Taylor?

Eh?

She just married her Hitachi wand.

High praise from the highly experienced.

Wonder what second best was?

So far…and yet so close.

What, more than one?

And you’re in my top ten for Brides!

“My favorite part was when we made love on the Wham-O® Slip ‘N Slide® !”

“I can’t wait to see how next week’s honeymoon turns out.”

I’m wondering if it’s HIS favorite honeymoon so far

Is that some sort of Gang hand sign she’s making? And are there notches on her hair brush?

After all, how can a woman be expected to know if her honeymoon is great if she doesn’t have at least two or three others to compare it with?

serial honeymooner…

Now see how it goes when hubby gets there….

She has lost so much time shopping for endurance, size, and money.

If she is on her honeymoon, where is her wedding ring?

I’ve had two, both were disasters. Neither were consummated on the wedding night.

PRISCILLA: Can I do a duet with you tomorrow night? Look – I can hold a mic while flashing “Ronnie James Dio Rock Horns”!

ELVIS: No baby. HOOO-AH!

Here is an old joke! Honey, if we can have our honeymoon tonight, I’ll marry you next week! Or… Oh how we danced on the night we were wed…we danced and danced cause we couldn’t find a bed!

Keeps things interesting!

And that’s really sayin’ something… my first 4 honeymoons were pretty, pretty, pretty good.

I’ve only been married twice but I did seem to have more than my share of honeymoons. :)

I hear that planning the wedding is much better than the marriage for some women. Spend, spend, spend.

How many before this one?

“Would you like me to moon you again Honey?”

Considering that the only thing going on in the cartoon frame is that she’s brushing her hair, I can’t help but wonder what going on below frame level to cause all that enthusiasm (dare I say “excitement”?) in her speech balloons.