Somebody is always watching…
Comment like no one is reading.
Play solitaire like no one is watching
…the prophet sat on the back porch…
…the rain pouring off the front tip of his cowboy hat…
…his long black rain/trench-coat keeping him mostly dry…
…he didn’t care…
…he had seen…
…imagined this moment…
…for as long as he remembered…
…and it had…
…(self-fulfilling prophecy?)…
…finally become true…
…he questioned his being a prophet forever…
…who was he, after all?…
…that’s when it hit him…
…only Dog would give you the visions of complete clarity…
…have you shout it out as if to the wilderness…
…because no one is listening …
…only Dog would make you so flawed…
…that the people would either laugh …
…or go…
…that has to be from Dog…
…this guy’s too corrupt for it to have come from him…
…he took a hit fom his cigar…
…what was this bad habit in the long run?…
…Nebuchadnezzar disease….
…he couldn’t bring himself to pronounce it…
…hell..
…even he didn’t believe it…
…ridiculous…
…no one was listening and the idea is too foolhardy for even him to believe…
…what he needed was just a tad of evidence…
…something to make his resolve absolute…
…he took another puff…
…the rain dripped off the front of his hat…
…he had seen this moment…
…the truth…
…put glaringly in front of him…
…as proof…
… in the form of a cartoon…
Marinate like nobody is grilling until a bit later.
Make films like no one is watching. I’ve done a few.
If that is a Chicken Dance, not watching may be a blessing in disguise.
Well of course they are.
(personally I blame The Creator and her dam surveillance pickles)
Whoever first said the old proverb “If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing” never met me.
Cluck, like noone is listening.
Stop looking at me!
Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. -Robert Fulghum.
dare to put ketchup on your hotdog in chicago
Technical fowl.
Be charitable like no one is watching. Because nobody is.
Fish the frog bait and bring home the lunker every time.
Tail’s not included in yard long heavy tales.
Caught a whopper with cheese at Burger King®.
Truth: I can imitate a chicken imitating an old Yamaha Enduro 360 speed shifting into 3rd gear … wanna hear it …?
Read Moby-Dick like nobody is watching.
Teeter-Totter, we all fall down!
Peep like Tom isn’t Peeping.
The problem: No one is watching.
Be lame like nobody is watching.
Because bodies don’t watch…
…enjoy Playboy like no one is looking under the sheets…
…enjoy showering like there isn’t a peephole…
…watch Black Swan like you like the ballet…
…vote blue because it’s the only place they ain’t watching you…
…turn the five second rule into ten…
…watch Bluey like kids are watching with you…
…watch the live action Little Mermaid like no one is judging you for watching it…
…sing a song of sixpence…
…a pocket full of rye…
…you belong to me…
…tell her you were fooling…
…please Mister please don’t play B-17…
…you’d think the people had enough of silly love songs…
…it’s alright ma’….
…I’m only dying…
…if the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck…
…I’d swim to the bottom and never come up…
…cigarettes and whiskey…
…and wild wild women…
…they’ll drive you crazy…
…they’ll drive you insane…
…stone cold crazy you know…
…nother one bites the dust…
..but I ain’t mad at cha…
…cuz y’all have knocked her up…
… Mr Gorbachev tear down the wall…
…tear down the wall…tear…
…down…
…the…
…
…waaaalll….
Act like a paranoid tweeker then wonder why everyone’s watching?
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 4 months ago
Somebody is always watching…
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 4 months ago
Comment like no one is reading.
markkahler52 4 months ago
Play solitaire like no one is watching
3hourtour Premium Member 4 months ago
…the prophet sat on the back porch…
…the rain pouring off the front tip of his cowboy hat…
…his long black rain/trench-coat keeping him mostly dry…
…he didn’t care…
…he had seen…
…imagined this moment…
…for as long as he remembered…
…and it had…
…(self-fulfilling prophecy?)…
…finally become true…
…he questioned his being a prophet forever…
…who was he, after all?…
…that’s when it hit him…
…only Dog would give you the visions of complete clarity…
…have you shout it out as if to the wilderness…
…because no one is listening …
…only Dog would make you so flawed…
…that the people would either laugh …
…or go…
…that has to be from Dog…
…this guy’s too corrupt for it to have come from him…
…he took a hit fom his cigar…
…what was this bad habit in the long run?…
…Nebuchadnezzar disease….
…he couldn’t bring himself to pronounce it…
…hell..
…even he didn’t believe it…
…ridiculous…
…no one was listening and the idea is too foolhardy for even him to believe…
…what he needed was just a tad of evidence…
…something to make his resolve absolute…
…he took another puff…
…the rain dripped off the front of his hat…
…he had seen this moment…
…the truth…
…put glaringly in front of him…
…as proof…
… in the form of a cartoon…
Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago
Marinate like nobody is grilling until a bit later.
nancyb creator 4 months ago
Make films like no one is watching. I’ve done a few.
nancyb creator 4 months ago
If that is a Chicken Dance, not watching may be a blessing in disguise.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 4 months ago
Well of course they are.
(personally I blame The Creator and her dam surveillance pickles)
phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago
Whoever first said the old proverb “If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing” never met me.
rastapopilos 4 months ago
Cluck, like noone is listening.
gigagrouch 4 months ago
Stop looking at me!
gigagrouch 4 months ago
Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. -Robert Fulghum.
lemonbaskt 4 months ago
dare to put ketchup on your hotdog in chicago
ericlscott creator 4 months ago
Technical fowl.
coltish1. 4 months ago
Be charitable like no one is watching. Because nobody is.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 4 months ago
Fish the frog bait and bring home the lunker every time.
Tail’s not included in yard long heavy tales.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 4 months ago
Caught a whopper with cheese at Burger King®.
Howard'sMyHero 4 months ago
Truth: I can imitate a chicken imitating an old Yamaha Enduro 360 speed shifting into 3rd gear … wanna hear it …?
willie_mctell 4 months ago
Read Moby-Dick like nobody is watching.
6turtle9 4 months ago
Teeter-Totter, we all fall down!
Peep like Tom isn’t Peeping.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago
The problem: No one is watching.
Imagine 4 months ago
Be lame like nobody is watching.
Because bodies don’t watch…
3hourtour Premium Member 4 months ago
…enjoy Playboy like no one is looking under the sheets…
…enjoy showering like there isn’t a peephole…
…watch Black Swan like you like the ballet…
…vote blue because it’s the only place they ain’t watching you…
…turn the five second rule into ten…
…watch Bluey like kids are watching with you…
…watch the live action Little Mermaid like no one is judging you for watching it…
…sing a song of sixpence…
…a pocket full of rye…
…you belong to me…
…tell her you were fooling…
…please Mister please don’t play B-17…
…you’d think the people had enough of silly love songs…
…it’s alright ma’….
…I’m only dying…
…if the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck…
…I’d swim to the bottom and never come up…
…cigarettes and whiskey…
…and wild wild women…
…they’ll drive you crazy…
…they’ll drive you insane…
…stone cold crazy you know…
…nother one bites the dust…
..but I ain’t mad at cha…
…cuz y’all have knocked her up…
… Mr Gorbachev tear down the wall…
…tear down the wall…tear…
…down…
…the…
…
…
…waaaalll….
ChukLitl Premium Member 4 months ago
Act like a paranoid tweeker then wonder why everyone’s watching?