Jeff Stahler for June 07, 2024

MAGA orange KOOL-AIDE

There is absolutely nothing ‘kool’ about that despicable subhuman.

Trumpers stop drinking the Koolaid!!!!!

What charges did the left manufacture against the Kool-Aide mascot?

I hope he’s breaking into prison.

good likeness except the hands are too big

Instead of “Oh yeaah” he’ll say “covfefe”

So is magaland going to do the same thing with the kool-aide that jim jones people did?

FIBs got his numbers backwards, so sad.

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing as said by MacBeth in the moments before his fatal battle with MacDuff. [‘MacBeth’ Shakespeare, c. 1606-07]

These words from the Bard were never more applicable than in describing Buttercup’s rants against his current trial and those to follow.

Ohhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh…………………………………….noooooooooooo…………………my bone spur.

magats belong to the Tanglican Church

They can’t put Trump in jail because the Secret Service can’t protect him there as well as they can on a golf course. There is MAGA logic.

According to legal precedence (which seems to be mostly a work of fiction in MAGA-ruled courts), first time offenders usually get a suspended sentence, or a delayed sentence if they choose to appeal.

The judge also considers things like the convicted felon’s remorse. Death threats to members of the court, their family and witnesses is usually not considered as remorse.

The judge also considers the convicted felon’s likelihood of committing another crime. The fact that there are 34 confirmed counts of the same crime needs to be considered.

Trump still has multiple indictments for other alleged crimes for which he has not yet been convicted, but there is enough evidence in these cases that Grand Juries have decided that he could have possibly committed them so that he does need to stand trail for them.

Thank you Jeff! I was commenting to a friend earlier this week that I would love to see tfg portrayed as the Kool-Aid Man breaking through a prison wall!

I ain’t drinking that poison. Trump and Jim Jones, two suicidal con artists who don’t care about the fools who follow them.

Oh-Yeah!

Is he breaking in or out?

Funny toon today.

Isaiah 59:3-8

3 For your hands are stained with blood,

your fingers with guilt.

Your lips have spoken falsely,

and your tongue mutters wicked things.

4 No one calls for justice;

no one pleads a case with integrity.

They rely on empty arguments, they utter lies;

they conceive trouble and give birth to evil.

5 They hatch the eggs of vipers

and spin a spider’s web.

Whoever eats their eggs will die,

and when one is broken, an adder is hatched.

6 Their cobwebs are useless for clothing;

they cannot cover themselves with what they make.

Their deeds are evil deeds,

and acts of violence are in their hands.

7 Their feet rush into sin;

they are swift to shed innocent blood.

They pursue evil schemes;

acts of violence mark their ways.

8 The way of peace they do not know;

there is no justice in their paths.

They have turned them into crooked roads;

no one who walks along them will know peace.

SPOT ON

Donald Trump is:

A: An A$$ B: A BELLIGERENT BIGOTED BLOVIATING BULLY C: A CRIMINAL, CONVICT, COWARD, CHARLATAN D: DELUSIONAL, DANGEROUS, DEMENTEDE: An EMBARRASSMENT F: A FELON, FAILURE, FRAUD G: A GOON, A GRIFTER H: HATEFUL I: INSIDIOUS, INFANTILE, INCOMPETENT J: JUVENILE K: A KVETCHER L: A LIAR, LOSER M: MALICIOUS, MENTALN: NASTY O: OFFENSIVE P: PERNICIOUS, PETULANT, PETTY Q: QUERULOUS, QUARRELSOME R: RACIST, REPUGNANT S: SINISTER, SICK, SMELLY T: TRIVIAL U: UGLY, UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED V: VULGAR, VENALW: A WANKER, WEAK X: A XENOPHOBE Y: A YAHOO Z: A ZEALOT Pass it on

Jim Jones is impatiently waiting for the Dumpster to show up.

Orange koolaid here to save the day! Drink up and start to pray.