Close to Home by John McPherson for June 19, 2024

Not so much convo around the water cooler.

His mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries. ;-)

You don’t want to see the litterbox in the bathroom…

Next, get on the wheel for the next 4 hours!

I used to drink from water fountains until the day I saw someone with their lips planted firmly on the spout while they were getting their drink. Never again…

There should be two of those: one for caffeinated, and one decaf.

Gross.

Don’t spend too much time in the sand box!

As long as the water is cold, during the heat wave we’re having.

Ha! (˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

The guy on the left has a smile like he may have spiked the ol’ Hamster bottle!

“That’s a good boy!”

Mouth germs!

This sucks. :)

That’s how the 1% see us.

Must also have been pre COVID!

Uh-Oh, that’s not a bowl of raisinette’s!

So, Bleeb. What kind of legs does she have? Are they hairy like a hamsters? We’ll never know! :)

The company treats their employees like animals.

They have their own trucks, so everything goes UPS.

so I’m guessin’ the office gym is a row of hamster wheels??

Um, No. Not a shared device. Get one for each cubical for each person, THEN it would work.

Why do I suddenly smell cedar shavings?

Good one, John.

When a couple of students (male and female) were sharing a bottle of pop, my high school math teacher remarked that it was “Frenching by proxy”…he had a way with words. Good times.