The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 26, 2024

A Bantha Pudu smoothie? I think I’ll pass.

You can get them cold, or Luke-warm…

Can somebody tell me what that is coming out of the mens room?

The Js on the window were painted on backwards.

didn’t he used to be a partner in Pizza Hutt?

Do they serve Klatooine paddy frogs?

Or is the boss the only one who gets those?

Jabba Java too?!

It loses some of its punch when you’ve never seen a Jamba Juice, but at least the text clued me in to that background.

Ok, this one is clever. I’ll give you that.

Shouldn’t the store be Jabba Juice Hutt?

I’d stay away from the “Slavegirl Surprise”. It’s bound to choke you.

Loaded with vitamin R2-D2

Mental whipsaw time.

I read the words ‘slave girl’ and go WTF???

Then I see the context and I decide it’s cool…

Then I’m like WTF??? Is ‘slave girl’ ever okay?

Then I think, “Hey, they blew up an entire planet and that never bothered you.”

Fiction is hard.

I like their parfaits, they have Leias.

Clearly not the Juice Bar they were looking for.

On the side, ‘Hyper Drive motivator Espresso’

The choices should be numbered. Then you could just ask for Hutt 1, Hutt 2, etc.

Makes me wonder what you would find in a similar establishment run by Orenthal James Simpson.

I’ve got to Hans it to you, great pun.

So Jabba started a juice chain?

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

Weird building shape, with the bar at one angle and the bathroom at an opposing angle – so all can be seen…

Jabba Desilijic Tiure just refurbished his Hutt recipe.

It’s the best juice. Hans down.

Sith and Spin? Think I’ll pass on that one, though it does remind me of the old put down of “Sit and Spin,” while flashing the old middle finger to the insulted.

Is this a Solo proprietorship?

I’m surprised that Jabba actually bothers to wash his hands, or is he just drying the pee off?

For some reason, Star Wars puns seem extra funny.

“Slave Girl” is now politically incorrect. It is now “Jabba’s Prisoner” Surprise.