Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 05, 2024

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    enigmamz  13 days ago

    But don’t they live in the water anyway?

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 13 days ago

    It has a split personality … so to speak …

    Motto: Divide and Conquer!
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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 13 days ago

    Yeah, you think you’re only getting two rabbits, too, but just you wait. Them bunnies don’t need no mitosis, you know, not even any privacy.

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    sandpiper  13 days ago

    Also, no unicorns. tricorns, or acorns.

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    The Reader Premium Member 13 days ago

    Noah, rulebreaker!

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    PraiseofFolly  13 days ago

    “Arriba, Amoebas! Andale Andale!” cried Noah, dreading extra work within the bowels of his Ark.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 13 days ago

    Amoeba Lives Matter

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    uniquename  13 days ago

    But breaking up is so hard to do!

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    elvira.alejandro  13 days ago

    And just one tapeworm (solitaria)

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    elvira.alejandro  13 days ago

    And just one tapeworm (solitaria)

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    Frankfreak  13 days ago

    He took 7 of every clean animal, why not 2 omoeba?

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    InTraining  13 days ago

    Aw, come on, Noah, they were but one a minute ago…!

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    waes-hael  13 days ago

    Do we even need that, though..?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 13 days ago

    Funny how we only ever see giraffes and elephants but never polar bears.

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    bobbyferrel  13 days ago

    I’ve heard it said that every amoeba ever alive is alive today. Refers to reproduction by division.

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    sandflea  13 days ago

    But he still needs a parameciums.

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    Webby_dog  13 days ago

    During the time of the great flood all creatures that lived in water had a temporary expansion of their living space.

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    Webby_dog  13 days ago

    I saw a flooded lake leave hundreds of fish stuck on land when the water retreated.

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    Rogue Wizard Premium Member 13 days ago

    There was only 1 when the line started. Just wait until they board.

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    cuzinron47  12 days ago

    So split!

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    jasonsnakelover  12 days ago

    You have one onboard already?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 12 days ago

    Hey the rule was clear – 2 of each. No exceptions.

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