Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 13, 2024

That might just be the insects buzzing in there.

This could be the front of a greeting card. “Get well soon” might be a possible message inside the card. Any other ideas?

Serial killers can sense when their luck is running out, and will move to a state that has no death penalty.

Women get all the best diseases.

…surprise, surprise, surprise…

…I’m not shaving my ears, either…

…the part of waking up is dripping down my pants…

… Toucan Sam Son of Sam cereal killer…

…I don’t feel like a serial killer…

…but I don’t watch the new game of thrones show…

…I am happy and I know it… urethral diverticulum…

…Shazam!…

…oops…

..now I’m captain obviously…

i like to say “yogurt” ;+)

Mr. Argyle Socks on the left is joking around, wearing his wife’s sunglasses, and the gentleman on the right is just waiting for black socks with sandals to come into style. It’s a typical Thursday afternoon in Cleveland.

I’ll clap for urethral diverticulum because it’s better than clapping for the clap!

Wait. How do you get the razor in there?

manspreading. mansplaining.

Man on the left finally noticed the unabashed knee contact from the man on the right, and said “Why, Elmer, this is so sudden!” Sadly, Elmer felt happy, and said “urethral diverticulum,” which ended their affair before it had a chance to blossom.

Well, it IS Thursday … let’s get something to drink …!

Either way, it sounds like hair say to me.

A urethral diverticulum is not for the faint of heart. Think of the cartoons where one character ties another’s body part in a knot,

The novel, as a genre, was once considered a diversion every bit as frivolous as Facebook, but over the years, we’ve managed to convince ourselves that reading fiction is as important to our mental digestion as fresh fruits and vegetables are to the processes that take place a little further down.

—Lynn Coady

Stay away from Vincent van Goggles. He’ll talk your ear off.