Knowing that I hate those things I was offered for fun a dozen plaster gnomes with those sickeningly goofy smiles, to paint in bright happy colours. Well, I did paint them. By common agreement I was later asked to get my army of zombie red caps out of the lawn.
ddl297 5 months ago
My Uncle Mac looked like a gnome. He was 6’ 4", but still! (No, we didn’t call him Big Mac, sheesh!)
Beale_Knight 5 months ago
They couldn’t afford to hire backyard hermits anymore, so they made 3-D caricatures of them. :-)
Just-me 5 months ago
“Oh give me a home where the garden gnomes roam
and the statuary is at play." I’ll stop now.
Barnabus Blackoak 5 months ago
“Bewegen Sie nicht!”
rhpii 5 months ago
Tomte/Nisse
cuzinron47 5 months ago
Good question.
cabalonrye 5 months ago
Knowing that I hate those things I was offered for fun a dozen plaster gnomes with those sickeningly goofy smiles, to paint in bright happy colours. Well, I did paint them. By common agreement I was later asked to get my army of zombie red caps out of the lawn.
Ken8338 Premium Member 5 months ago
It kind of looks like Ziggy with a red beard.
unfair.de 5 months ago
Didn’t Eddie already switched his clothing with a lawn ornament before?
I wonder if this time he can take the beard, too.
suelou 5 months ago
Coca Cola design??