Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 04, 2024

Outstanding!

Took me a moment

His name was Bud. Afterwards it was Bud Lite.

It’s crystal clear.

Don’t think he’s very happy at the prospect.

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch with her cat in her lap when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

“Well, now,” says the old lady, “I guess I would like to be rich.”

Instantly, her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

“I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young and beautiful again”

She turns into a beautiful young woman.

“Your third wish?” asks the fairy godmother.

“Can you change my cat into a handsome young man?” she asks.

The cat jumps off of her lap and turns into a handsome young man. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak.” He says to her, "Aren’t you sorry you had me neutered.”

Can I still have sex?

There’s alway Neuticles.

It’s not going to be done half way.

Aw, nuts!

I thought the other crystal ball was for second opinions?

Imagine, some folks choose to do this themselves.

It’s in the balls

Pretty ballsy prediction!

Good to have backup. Especially when delivering bad news.

Stereo vision?

Woof!

He’s sure to become testy, at least in the short term.

Oh Balls! Happy 4th Folks !

Cutting remark. :)

Oh SNAP! Or was it snip?

Oh, that’s evil. Well done.

It took bals to tell him that. Two, in fact.