Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 04, 2024

I love those glitter/stink bomb videos that target porch pirates.

You go to a party and one single individual has self-decorated with glitter.

A week later, you and everyone else who was at the party is still struggling to get rid of the sparkly stuff that followed.

A useful metaphor for the spread of a virus.

Legend has it that even Ninja Sloth cannot gets rid of em.

Still finding glitter from by 50th birthday card from 35 years ago.

never looked at it close up

always thought it was tiny squares

“Garry”?

“Attack of the Glitter-azzi”

Don’t just blame Mariah Carey.

glitter the movie, super close up. :J

I think if you have a grandchild or children you’ve got glitter showing up everywhere

TRUTH!

And it provides built-in sequels, because dang, that stuff reappears forever.

Search: The Wash Cloth (Gynecologist Joke)

The critics gave it five tiny, glittery stars.

the sequel… “Sprinkles, The Movie”

Those glitter-covered greeting cards are nothing but “glitter bombs”. Sure, they look nice in the rack at the store. However, by the time they have been bounced around in the mail, what the addressee gets is a “glitter letter bomb” and they are digging it out of their carpet for months (while cursing your name).

Glitter: the devil’s confetti.

Now that’s a real horror movie

I admit my first thought was virus movie. This is funnier. You have to admit the similarity is remarkable.

Glitter is ‘craft Herpes’

Based on a true story… Stories. Lots of stories.

I bet it bombs.