John Deering for June 26, 2024

He needs to be short-leashed to his immovable lectern.

I’m sure many besides me thought of how a noose would be an appropriate ‘leash’ for the Tangerine Traitor.

Cattle prod when he goes to a live mike might work.

Narcisist 2024?

I have little doubt that if Trump actually tried that, Biden would chin check him with little hesitation.

I am always happy when I see a Deering cartoon and this one of the best. A good laugh to start my day.

Someone at Electoral-vote suggested Drumpf might just do that at the debates.

Great one, John. Starts my morning with a chuckle.

Stick a firecracker up his starboard.

I can see this happening. If he shows up.

Let’s hope the podiums are at least 20 yards apart, lol!

Hey, there’s your drinking game. Drink every time Traitor Trump says his own name.

The mentally ill leader of the degenerate right wing.

EXCELLENT WORK, Mr. Deering. Made me LOL, really, because if they stand close enough, that just might happen. Thank you.

I’ve been saying “if trump shows up for the debate” but now I see the moron is saying “I may just lose the debate on purpose.”

What? They never said I couldn’t move?

In the last panel: Biden responds “Uh, right, Donny. Isn’t it time to go back to your Jail Cell?”.

Trump is like fireworks, all flash and boom, absolutely nothing there but ashes.

In an interview with NBC News, Trump ally and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said that Biden could very easily deflect attacks about his age by claiming that his age has given him a wisdom that former President Donald Trump, despite being only three years younger, seems to lack.

“If I were Biden, I would stay away from the age issue and just say, ‘Look, I was wise enough not to try to overthrow the U.S. government,’” he said. “Go through a list of five things in a row and say, ‘I would rather have my age with wisdom than your total lack of seriousness.’”

Convicted Felon Rapist Fraud Donald Trump leaving his podium and approaching President Biden nonconsensually should be treated as if it is an assault, and dealt with severely by the Secret Service agents protecting President Biden.

Maybe put Trump in a cage?

“No water in your faucets. You ever try buying a new home and you turn on. You want to wash your hair or you wanna wash your hands.”“You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip the soap. You can’t get it off your hand. So you keep it running for 10 times longer. You trying, the worst is your hair.”“I have this beautiful luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way.”

MAGA superfans stunned by Trump-loving candidate’s primary loss: ’What’s going on?’

Donald Trump’s fans were flabbergasted by the losses Tuesday of some of his preferred candidates in Republican primary elections.

Trump-backed candidate Trent Staggs was soundly defeated in the GOP primary of U.S. Senate in Utah, where John Curtis won the nomination to run for Sen. Mitt Romney’s seat in November’s election — and conservative commentator Brigitte Gabriel and other MAGA supporters were stunned, reported Newsweek.

“What is going on in Utah?” Gabriel tweeted. “The Mitt Romney endorsed candidate who refuses to endorse President Trump just won their Senate primary.”

I understand they’ll be on opposite sides of the stage, so that won’t be able to happen.

You left out the part about washing machines and the electric tanks.

It’s hermetic wisdom or the Book of Revelations. Trump theologians will debate the true meaning for centuries.

Wouldn’t surprise me (be careful about giving him ideas!!!)

Yeah. I can see that happening.

This is so accurate. They need to chain him to his podium.