Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 11, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 months ago

    To those that demand a wagon tongue, at least Wiz has a tow rope, not sure how sudden stops will work?

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    Need coffee  5 months ago

    Methinks Henry can get past any checkpoint Henry wants to get past, one way or another.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    (Somewhat off season, but it doses involve a checkpoint)

    A cautionary tale for the holidays from my uncle Ron

    With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving. The following experience was a first for me, and I hope you won’t mind my “preaching” to you about it.

    As you may know, a few of us have been known to come close to brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a “social session”.

    Well, two days ago Christina and I were out for an evening with friends. We had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. I was feeling jolly, but I still had the sense to know that I was probably over the limit.

    That’s when I did something that I’ve never done before in my entire life – I took a cab home. Well, Christina doesn’t drive so this seemed the logical option.

    Sure enough on the way home there was a police sobriety checkpoint, but since we were in a cab they waved us through and we arrived home safely without incident.

    This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before. I don’t know where I got it and now that it’s in my garage, I don’t know what to do with it. Any advice?

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Now not only horsies but dragons is strangled at neck too. Say who makes flying dragons walks anyways.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Glandular the Dragon!

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    cdward  5 months ago

    Exactly what kind of checkpoint is it, I wonder.

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    The “upgrade” model!!!!!!

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    He’s not moving so fast today – he’s just kind of dragon along.

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    pripley  5 months ago

    Henry would be a great defense against the street racer in the strip from July 9.

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    oish  5 months ago

    It’s not that he’s lethargic, he’s just dragon the cart behind him

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    cracker65  5 months ago

    He also has dragon breath

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    will.pittenger1  5 months ago

    Why doesn’t Wiz just fly his dragon?

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Quit horsing around.

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    DKHenderson  5 months ago

    Wonder what would happen if Henry suddenly spotted a bird flying by. “Bird!” might be the Dragon equivalent of “Squirrel!”

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    This dragon was made for walking. That’s just what he’ll do.

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    geese28  5 months ago

    And fiery belches too

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    “….But not a pothole can stop him.”

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