Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 04, 2024

They already do enough dropping of their own, thankyouverymuch.

Make every day more surreal. David Gascoyne would be proud.

Alright, I’ll go with that. Rats disguised as pigeons. Anyone else wants to talk?

I thought political donors were rats disguised as pigeons?

“Rats disguised as pigeons” can’t fly south for the winter.

They’re actually surveillance robots.

If you’ve watched crows field-strip a pigeon, you know why they’re called a murder .

Heh. You don’t really believe in rats, do you?

In our area, which is close to Lake Michigan, they disguise themselves as gulls.

Well, if that’s what you want to do, I won’t squabble over it.

Let’s say you’re a rat. You disguise yourself as a pigeon.

Then what do you do?

you’re talking mostly of big cities ;+)

I’m sure that if they WERE rats disguised as pigeons, they would appreciate the recognition of their efforts.

Rats disguised as DemocRATs

open the door to your mystery date

“Rats disguised as pigeons” is a good simile for some people in the news.

Flying rats actually exist.

Happy 4th of July …

to all you lame rats disguised as lame pigeons …!

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What about pigeons disguised as rats. What about THAT?!!!

A challenge a day keeps the, uh…psychologist away?

they’re amigos with cab drivers

Pigeons disguised as rats. There, I did it. See, it’s easy! What?

Well, I guess you need to start somewhere. Baby steps as they say, or maybe pigeon steps. It hardly engenders visions of feathers flying, though, but to each their own. If I was disguised as a pigeon (now there is something to aspire too!) I would have the most beautiful iridescent neck feathers ever seen by adoring eyes! Coo Coo Ca Choo!

As I approached the overpass, I noticed that there were a number of rock pigeons near it. At least, that is what I thought at first, that they were those filthy flying rats we see everywhere. As I got closer, I could see that I had been mistaken. They were actual rats, disguised as pigeons. I don’t know who does their makeup and special effects, but it was pretty good.

HB!! Mine is one the same day but on a later month!!