Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 18, 2024

You just don’t hear a drunken HIC sound as often as you uHICsed to.

“Well that was very HIClarious”!

Finally gil has a proper arch enemy again. I’m fine with Luke’s face turn as him being gils wacky best friend and wingman while genuinely trying to atone is great stuff, but I missed gil having an over the top arch enemy to coach against. Coach Kim isn’t a bad character but he’s too measured to make a good soap opera antagonist.

P4

P5 Luke “¡JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!”

I don’t think Mitch Gerads has the stones and stamina tobe a long time nemesis. Gave Marty his props. That punching bag reminded me of the plastic clown filled with air we would punch and it always returned upright.

P2.5 “Beg your pardon no nads, but Mopman does the floor mopping around here.”

Ya, what’s with no nads muscling in on Mopman? This town ain’t big enough for both of them.

P4 Gil – No, only Beth is.

Thanks for reminding us that back in January a student punched a coach, and the story was immediately dropped with no mention of what happened to the student or the coach.

I’ll admit it, I was laughing at Coach Perm when I was reminded of him in P2 yesterday. It was funnier than what Gil said.

P4 Oh…

Going down, going down now

Going down, going down now

Going down, going down now

Going down, going, dow- dow- dow- dow- down, now

Ooh, ooh

P 2 and P 3 would be better if there were a bunch of smartphones being held up facing him while ’nads is having his drunken rant.

P 1.5 (Gilly): “…No!…I actually thought you were a joke long before that (snicker)…”

hey editor theres like twenty storylines that are unsolved you catch up

soon the aerosmith song my fist your face will play

even timemop would not challenge mopman coach perm in over his head

No, we think you’re a joke because you didn’t bounce him from the team and have him sent to juvie. But then, I guess we’d already had one juvie story line by then, so….

Coach of the year banquet is now for the “Airing of Grievances “ instead of Festuvus.

Don’t mop the floor with Gil, you’ll get Bryllcreem all over it.

Tomorrow, Beth grabs a vodka bottle and bashes ‘nads over the head.

This train wreck actually has an editor? Or is it just the writer posing as one?

I wanted to complain about Mitch using Mop™, but several of you already got my back! And speaking of back, it’s time for you to go back to Mopped Up Thorp to read the latest.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/07/18/there-goes-number-two/

Re-repeating a storyline? Must be good to get that huge syndicate paycheck for the increasing readership for doing little to no work to earn it.

For a nice guy, Gil has a lot of enemies.

Anyone can mop the floor with Nonads when you turn him upside down.