Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 17, 2024

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    C  5 months ago

    Run Arlo, she’s going to share that bad mood!

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    Robin Harwood  5 months ago

    But that tux will be out of fashion by 2100. You’ll need to get another one, Arlo.

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    Homerville Premium Member 5 months ago

    It will never happen for me.

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    His 38 long has become a 38 longer.

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    If he keeps shrinking will they finally see eye to eye?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    Arlo has no shame.

    (By the way, it was the turn of the millennium.)

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    exness Premium Member 5 months ago

    My sister and I have had a weight problem since menopause. She recently started doing the carnivore diet and has lost 20 pounds.

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    AnneFackler  5 months ago

    I worked at a mens clohing store. By 2019 guys had stopped wearing tuxedos to the prom and opting for blazers wirh strange designs. Being the dinosaur that I am, I was mortified. Arlo, please frame that tux.

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    NotQuitePerfectTommy  5 months ago

    Arlo, get the bath ready, bring the chardonnay. Flowers and guitar would help. Don’ rush things; this is an intervention.

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    mourdac Premium Member 5 months ago

    Arlo’s not the only one.

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    Mr. Organization  5 months ago

    Add some gym time to your routine, Janis. Simply walking around the block isn’t enough to keep in shape.

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    Old Bashful  5 months ago

    And that’s why you should never buy a tux. Rent them and they never go out of style, nor will you ever outgrow them.

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    1504jarvis  5 months ago

    Arlo owns a tuxedo? I never would have assumed that.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  5 months ago

    The one leather jacket I kept still fits. I sold the others that were in better shape because my motorcycle hasn’t run in 20+ years.

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    david_42  5 months ago

    In my 40s I got wider; not heavier, wider. My shoulders are about 3" wider, I went from medium shirts to XLs. They fit my shoulders and arms, but are crazy baggy otherwise.

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    BJDucer  5 months ago

    Does Janis expect to keep her body shape the same now as it was when she was a teenager? If she does, she’s going to be severely disappointed!

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    FassEddie  5 months ago

    “There will be another one…” and we won’t live to see it, Toodles.

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    jonesbeltone  5 months ago

    I was sick from a variety of reasons for three years and now the same size I was in high school. I told my self to keep the old clothes as this will soon pass.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Janis, that’s not a good thing.

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    Man of the Woods  5 months ago

    Yes, us old folks shrink, I used to wear a 30 in inseam, now I’m 29 inch inseam, have to buy new pants because I’m tired of walking on the back of the bottom of my pants, looks tacky:)

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I have been shrinking for the past 20 years, now even the shoes I used to wear when I was working are so big that even wearing 2 pair of heavy socks, my feet still swim in them

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    RonMcCalip  5 months ago

    I wish!

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    But he feels as bad about it as you do about gaining weight.

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    Cincoflex  5 months ago

    Looks more like a leather jacket to me—-

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    WF11  5 months ago

    At 71 I weigh less than I did in high school, and have definitely gotten a bit shorter as well. Shirts that I was going to toss because they felt too small fit very nicely now, and I’ve dropped from a 36 waist that I wore for the last 50 years back to a 34 waist. The shrinking seems to be a fact of life, but the getting shorter is the only one that really bothers me (“Hey, my driver’s license still says I’m 6’1”, so that must be what I am!").

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Did Arlo maybe used to be just a little bit… tubby?

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    KEA  5 months ago

    I wish I was shrinking

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    gcarlson  5 months ago

    It’s that radiation that hit him when they were out on the boat, and he sent her into the cabin to get him a beer. Just watch out for the cat and the spider!

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    eced52  5 months ago

    Men do that, starting at thirty.

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    sincavage05  5 months ago

    I wish I had that problem

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    jondonlevy  5 months ago

    I thought that was Arlo’s old leather jacket!

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    Awesome Steelers  5 months ago

    LOL… @ Women be Hatin…

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