FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 03, 2024

u go grrl

So many Nigerian princes.

Relatable honestly

Face it Paige. As far as everyone is concerned, you’re lower than the dead worm stuck in dried up pond scum!

Does Jason get that much?

No, but he does send that much.

I’d never respond to an ad that implies that certain body parts need to be enlarged.

My earlobes are big enough. What were you thinking of?

Lots of cosmetics ads, I’m sure. Lose the acne and get a bigger bust

I was getting over a hundred emails a day till earlier this year when I started a campaign of going through them and clicking the Unsubscribe lists. Now getting a small number is quite the thrill. Unlike in the days when this strip first ran: I remember also thinking the more “You’ve Got Mail”s, the merrier.

2003 babey

“No, because I know how to use my spam filters.”

Paige, it’s junk mail, not emails from your boyfriends.

Thank goodness spam blocking software has gotten better in the past twenty years or so.