Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 01, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    Tell that to the flat earthers!

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    ʲᔆ  8 months ago

    MAYDAY !

    MAYDAY !

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    a sage  8 months ago

    Hate to tell him, but the atmosphere curves around the earth.

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    Dim and dimmer.

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    It seems as if THEY’RE on ‘speed’.

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    Ned Snipes  8 months ago

    Oh, that S planes it.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    No, because of climate change like everything else.

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    InTraining Premium Member 8 months ago

    That’s knot what he meant…!

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member 8 months ago

    In high orbit you have zero airspeed.

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    comixbomix  8 months ago

    No, because the Earth is round and your jokes are flat.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ground round. Pie are square.

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    Flat airers or Flat errors?

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    khjalmarj  8 months ago

    Is flat air is what comes out of a flat tire?

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    royq27  8 months ago

    The flat air society?

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    poppacapsmokeblower  8 months ago

    Spoil sport here, the air is spherical around the earth too. Perhaps one of the things bothering flat earthers is the oceans curving around the earth.

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 8 months ago

    Wind is the difference. If the air were perfectly still, airspeed and ground speed are the same.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    He really knows how to pilot on.

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    jim.bullard  8 months ago

    Actually, the air is curved too and, like the outside of a wheel, any two points by air are farther apart than they are going by ground travel.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 8 months ago

    Thaves is the acknowledged master of the pun, but I’m delighted to see how many acolytes and apprentices he’s attracted to the comment section. This is just a fun read every day!

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    Gordo4ever  8 months ago

    Air is flat?? NOW you tell me. So that’s why my tire is still flat after I pumped it up….

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago

    ….and the difference is the square root of the ellipsoid.

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