Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 01, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  4 months ago

    Tell that to the flat earthers!

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    Izzy Moreno  4 months ago

    Well, IF the Earth is round, then the air around the Earth has to have a bigger circumference than the Earth itself, so while speeds are the same numerically, they’re also different.

    Doing 1,000 mph higher up, you still do the 1,000 miles in an hour, but end up behind someone doing 1,000 mph lower down.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    MAYDAY !

    MAYDAY !

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    a sage  4 months ago

    Hate to tell him, but the atmosphere curves around the earth.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    Dim and dimmer.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    It seems as if THEY’RE on ‘speed’.

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    Ned Snipes  4 months ago

    Oh, that S planes it.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    No, because of climate change like everything else.

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    InTraining Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’s knot what he meant…!

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member 4 months ago

    In high orbit you have zero airspeed.

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    comixbomix  4 months ago

    No, because the Earth is round and your jokes are flat.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ground round. Pie are square.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Flat airers or Flat errors?

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    khjalmarj  4 months ago

    Is flat air is what comes out of a flat tire?

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    royq27  4 months ago

    The flat air society?

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    poppacapsmokeblower  4 months ago

    Spoil sport here, the air is spherical around the earth too. Perhaps one of the things bothering flat earthers is the oceans curving around the earth.

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wind is the difference. If the air were perfectly still, airspeed and ground speed are the same.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    He really knows how to pilot on.

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    jim.bullard  4 months ago

    Actually, the air is curved too and, like the outside of a wheel, any two points by air are farther apart than they are going by ground travel.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    Thaves is the acknowledged master of the pun, but I’m delighted to see how many acolytes and apprentices he’s attracted to the comment section. This is just a fun read every day!

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    Gordo4ever  4 months ago

    Air is flat?? NOW you tell me. So that’s why my tire is still flat after I pumped it up….

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 4 months ago

    ….and the difference is the square root of the ellipsoid.

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