Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 24, 2024

Should be OMF ? “Oh, My Father”

That would be an interesting story. Set the birth of Christ in the 21st century. The tough part may be finding a virgin.

I have the same problem, but couldn’t handle one anyway.

Incidentically, what’s a virgin?

Funny. But in reality, Jesus should not be your co-pilot, …

… Jesus should be the your pilot (the pilot of your life).

… and while the comic is still funny … while on earth as a man, Jesus emptied Himself of some of His omnipotence and omniscience, He still, as God, would not panic (He slept in the boat while disciples panicked about the storm on the Sea of Galilee.).

Okay… we’re flying! That’s new…

… but can you walk on water?!

Jesus rides beside me…He never buys any smokes…

I would wonder what was in the coffee, for me to be having these DELUSIONS.

Sit down and fasten your seatbelt, JC

Not very funny, considering the fact that Jesus is all-knowing. Now if it was Budda or Mohammed or Plato, it might be more humorous. But I guess picking of Christians is just easier, right?

That’s the thing about “heaven”, how do you explain current events to the likes of Moses, Noah or even your granny.

If man were meant to fly the government would make you buy a license!

Look out below …!

Yeah, not funny!

Beats crucifixion warm-up scourgings, but not by much nowadays.

Heck, I’m the same way!

1. We’re pretty sure Jesus was not particularly afraid of dying.

2. He probably would have been privately appalled by failure to use the subjunctive case. However, he would never have mentioned it.

:)

“ What a messiah’ve made in my pants.”

Blasphemy. Pure blasphemy.

“♫ I don’t if it rains or freezes/Just I got my plastic Jesus/Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car/He won’t slip and he won’t slide/Because his a$$ is magnetized/Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car ♪”

The Goldcoast Singers, and covered by many others.

If Jesus is your co-pilot, you should trade seats.

HAHAHAHA

The common phrasing is actually “God is my co-pilot…”