B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 27, 2024

Either that or you don’t have to give out any medals.

Everyone disqualified. It can’t be a swim meet if the swimmers go so fast that they don’t even touch the water. SHARK!!

I thought performance enhancing stimulants were banned.

On your marks… Go Fish!

Wait till you get to the fencing, against swordfish….

By Zeus! Me is never knews there be Olympics logo in B.C.

Just what is wrong with " not swimming " where the Sharks are ? Sorry , please don’t " BITE " me !

Not everyone was on their marks. I heard on the news that they flew the Olympic flag upside down in the opening ceremonies. (Although I never noticed it at the time.)

I guess so!!

That could be an event. They already have the hammer throw.

They could have the hammerhead freestyle “chase”.

From a few news reports, ‘sharks’ are already chumming the crowds and stirring up mayhem. Gonna be a notable OIympics for sure.

The early Olympics were more dangers than today’s Olympics and maybe more exciting.

There was a report of a possible shark in the Thames River. Maybe he took the wrong turning – left to London instead of right to Paris.

OK, first Shark week, now the Olympics. Why not combine them.

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“Confront them with annihilation, and they will then survive. Plunge them into a deadly situation, and they will then live. When people fall into danger, they are then able to strive for victory.” – Sun Tzu

You’ll notice he isn’t in the water. Also, tigers are the more dangerous shark.

Wait until he releases the Kraken. That’ll move ’em out, boy howdy.

Early versions of drug-assisted races.

Swimming with the sharks might be safer than taking your chances in the Seine river

The Olympics before doping.

The commercials take up more time now a days.

Worst opening ceremony in history

A flock of Krakens would do a better job.

I’ll bet it does.

Or lessens the competition!

Yep. That’ll get em’ runnin’.

……nothing like a little motivation!!!!

Want even faster times? Release the piranhas!!

Pirahnas out of season??

That would get more people to watch the games. Maybe add bears to the track events.

Lol

Remember, I don’t have to swim faster than the shark. I only need to swim faster than you.

Gives new meaning to “Jumping the Shark”