Poor Ms. van Duviel. She doesn’t know gunfire is no longer allowed in the Tracy strip. I hear in the next story, Tracy & FlatTop are going to be throwing give-away lollipops at each other during a bank hold-up.
This is sick. No one got shot and tomorrow it will be Tracy and gang coming through the door, to quell EVERY possibility of some great gun play. Tracy might, at best, pop a round into the ceiling to get people’s attention.
….I STILL think he’s gonna fall into the compactor hisself…….along with the lady…..their dying screams should be the stuff of legend……oh, and Bordern’ll likely not pull a single shot off…too busy emptying his bladder out onto the floor……
1- BORDO:See a gun, pick it up and day long you’ll be real tough!
2- SALLY SIDEPIECE: ADD SOME DIRECTED HOT LEAD TO THIS SCENARIO!!! BORDO: QUIET! I’M PRAYING TO THE SAINT OF GOOD AIM! SALLY: Wow – they got one for everything these days!
3- KASPER GUTMAN JR: Ha-rumpf. Indeed – we could trade lead OR come to a mutually beneficial trade. To wit: My TWO strumpets, Cherry and Sarah for your Crypto and your paramour – a most talented individual from what I’ve seen of the recordings.
BORDO: TWO you say… SALLY: You can’t be consid… BORDO: DEAL!
firestrike1 4 months ago
why does the Queen song “Under Pressure” come to mind at this moment?…
for Bordy and Ms.Drivel…
BigDaveGlass 4 months ago
Author! Author!
avenger09 4 months ago
Sorry, it’s all drawn out suspense. Same as the endless weeks of buildup to get to this point. It’s all fluff and filler. Plus the pacing is terrible.
BreathlessMahoney77 4 months ago
Poor Ms. van Duviel. She doesn’t know gunfire is no longer allowed in the Tracy strip. I hear in the next story, Tracy & FlatTop are going to be throwing give-away lollipops at each other during a bank hold-up.
Brian Premium Member 4 months ago
“Wait, you’re saying I could rid of you, AND my now inconvenient lover? What to do, what to do.”
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 4 months ago
Good morning™, Chik’n Schitts !
This is sick. No one got shot and tomorrow it will be Tracy and gang coming through the door, to quell EVERY possibility of some great gun play. Tracy might, at best, pop a round into the ceiling to get people’s attention.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 4 months ago
START BUSTIN’ CAPS, DUDE !!!!
Gent 4 months ago
Shoot him? You is sure he good at hitting target? What if bullet hits you instead?
iggyman 4 months ago
Catch 22!
iggyman 4 months ago
One of those darned if you do and darned if you don’t !
crobinson019 4 months ago
“Eat hot lead. sister!”
GoComicsGo! 4 months ago
Did Gabe put the presses into overdrive for them to self destruct?
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 4 months ago
tomorrow we’ll see tracy’s hand raised to knock on the door, sunday he might actually knock!
Batster 4 months ago
Wonder if Sarah & Cherry have safely arrived yet at the Horizon Home for Larcenous Ladies?
Ray Toler 4 months ago
Is it still almost 8 o’clock? The seconds tick by, you know.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
MOVIE QUOTE—
“I’ll hold you all for the next 72 hours! And they won’t be the most pleasant 72 hours you ever spent!”
Police Inspector Henry Mowbray—-MURDER BY TELEVISION—1935
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
I FINALLY got back. The “miracles of modern technology” fried my work computer and it took one week to get back online.
I trust Firestrike and his slightly legal activities have kept you entertained in the meanwhile
orbenjawell Premium Member 4 months ago
….I STILL think he’s gonna fall into the compactor hisself…….along with the lady…..their dying screams should be the stuff of legend……oh, and Bordern’ll likely not pull a single shot off…too busy emptying his bladder out onto the floor……
Another Take 4 months ago
So…tomorrow we see that FATA AND RIKKI HAVE RETURNED!
(I’d wager a sawbuck on that at a million to one odds. What a windfall if I was right!)
Strawberry King 4 months ago
Love is deadly.
Another Take 4 months ago
1- BORDO: See a gun, pick it up and day long you’ll be real tough!
2- SALLY SIDEPIECE: ADD SOME DIRECTED HOT LEAD TO THIS SCENARIO!!! BORDO: QUIET! I’M PRAYING TO THE SAINT OF GOOD AIM! SALLY: Wow – they got one for everything these days!
3- KASPER GUTMAN JR: Ha-rumpf. Indeed – we could trade lead OR come to a mutually beneficial trade. To wit: My TWO strumpets, Cherry and Sarah for your Crypto and your paramour – a most talented individual from what I’ve seen of the recordings.
BORDO: TWO you say… SALLY: You can’t be consid… BORDO: DEAL!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
“In writing a novel, when in doubt have two guys come through the door with guns”—RAYMOND CHANDLER
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
Okay,we’re still waiting for FOUR armed cops to show up and even out the odds a little.
The nervous guy can always threaten to throw 5 million bucks into the hot lead, which should certainly get Mr.Sideburns’ attention…..
tcayer 4 months ago
Nice drawing of a Sig Sauer!
jim_pem 4 months ago
She hesitated and she doesn’t want Bordie to hesitate?
overtop 4 months ago
I don’t see Wick today. How are we gonna know what we just read?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
Be with us on Sunday when Pruneface walks in looking for a copy of COLLIER’S MAGAZINE
WilliamVollmer 4 months ago
Somewhat realisitic. How many peopel can actually pick up a gun, and, not be nevous handling it in most any situation.
Black76Manta 4 months ago
That wimp, shooting? fat chance!