Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 25, 2024

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    Leroy  2 months ago

    We are proud to announce the grand opening of a new Poozeum—formerly known as our back yard.

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    Let me guess, nobody goes into the Poozeum on very hot days.

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    eromlig  2 months ago

    A Roadside Attraction once tried to sell us a {ahem} dinosaur gallstone.

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    Pickled Pete  2 months ago

    Never quite got to the mating dance!

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    A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident….

    The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.

    The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around. Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he’s still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar.

    “No, she’ll never go for a man with a wooden eye,” the man says.

    “Okay, how about that girl over there?” His friend responds, “She has a really big nose”.

    The man walks over to the girl and asks, “Would you like to dance?”

    Very excited, and shocked, to be asked to dance by such an attractive man, the woman responses “Would, I?! Would I?!”

    To which the man quickly responds “Big nose! Big nose!”

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    kaycstamper  2 months ago

    How could someone abandon a puppy?!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    Ah, Wales by the sea. Plus whales in the sea. Good doggie, stay out of the sea. Well, except for the occasional foray into the surf. Carefully.

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    Guybrush Threepwood  2 months ago

    “Moirologists” also were prominent figures in ancient Greece and ancient Rome. Don’t remember the latin name for them, toh.

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    Little Caesar  2 months ago

    “Harvey Latchhammer – Professor of Scatological Science” (a man who knows his ****)

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 2 months ago

    In ’The Bad and the Beautiful ’ Kirk Douglas hires people to mourn his father at his funeral.

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    bigfranky  2 months ago

    In Arizona, they are all hot days.

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    J. R. M.   2 months ago

    Dancing: vertical expression of horizontal intentions.

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    DawnQuinn1  2 months ago

    Anyone who abandons a pet for ANY reason is walking on REAL thin ice around me, and I will not be responsible for what I do IF they find the person’s body.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Moirologists shed alligator tears after viewing the Poozeum.

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    ChessPirate  2 months ago

    R.E., the “Poozeum”, Here’s another odd Museum:

    en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

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    oish  2 months ago

    I wonder if they sell rainbow soft serve fresh from a unicorn’s bottom

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ariel lives in “Wales by the sea”. Obviously a water spaniel…

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    moondog42 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Oh, so when a woman says she wants to dance with me, that means she wants to mate?

    ….or does it mean she’s a scorpion?

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    donut reply  2 months ago

    Ariel is a seadog!

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    oakie817  2 months ago

    thought the Poozeum was in Washington

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    ekke  2 months ago

    Scorpions? So what, so do humans!

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    gcarlson  2 months ago

    Disney depicted a scorpion dance in The Living Desert with a square dance caller in the soundtrack.

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    JanBic Premium Member 2 months ago

    No Jason today?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  2 months ago

    Scorpions dance?If they do The Tango,do they poison each other?

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    pbr50138  2 months ago

    Winnie the Poo?

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