Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 31, 2024

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    ekke  5 months ago

    Apparently Rodney is requesting the economy class dungeon cell.

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    Izzy Moreno  5 months ago

    So, these three aren’t men, they’re just pretending.

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    CementerAD5  5 months ago

    But, wouldn’t grubs be included in the new insect based food pyramid?

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    … and so the fun will continue for Rodney even after the wilderness experience ends.

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    Calvinist1966  5 months ago

    Fans of fictional wizards may remember that today is Harry Potter’s birthday. He was twelve when Nearly Headless Nick celebrated his five hundredth deathday on October 31 1992 so he will be forty-four today. The first Harry Potter book was published in 1997 but information in the second and seventh books dates the timeline within the books to the years 1991 to 1998. Harry Potter shares his birthday with his creator J. K. Rowling who was born the year before I was born.

    Today is also my brother’s birthday. My brother shares his birthday with Harry Potter and my sister shares her birthday – October 29 – with Jack Reacher. Harry Potter and Jack Reacher both appeared in books which were first published in 1997.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    Tyrants dislike any indication that all are not happy. If it becomes known that all are not happy, people know they might stand united for improvement. If they think they are the only ones unhappy , they just bear the situation.

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    blakerl  5 months ago

    Well In the Kingdom of ID, sadly the dungeon economic class, eat better than everyone, except the King.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    Rodney will need to get in touch with Spook who’s got this killer cockroach roast.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Fink is teaming up with the World Economic Forum. “Bugs. It’s what’s for dinner!”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    Eating grubs is part of Kamala the Ugandan Giant’s economic plan under the $94 trillion Green New Deal climate change initiative program. Well, except for the DEI Chosen and politically elite. They live large at the working taxpayers’ expense. God Bless America!

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    Don’t ever, never criticize the person who makes the rules!!!!!!

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    rshive  5 months ago

    And Rodney has a reservation!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 5 months ago

    Best line about “roughing it” was what Fred Allen said about Jack Benny: “Benny’s idea of roughing it is going two days without a manicure!”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    DEI and Affirmative Action are specifically racist because they insist on preferential treatment of people based on race/gender over others who many be more or better qualified. Racism is not limited to white people and the thought that it is is… well, racist in itself. If your mother has to have life saving open heart surgery, who do you want to perform the operation: the best open heart surgeons in the world or open heart surgeons chosen specifically on race as part of a DEI or Affirmative Action program? When you start throwing around terms like “racist” or “sexist” perhaps you should take a look in the mirror.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    You can’t jail me. I’m your best soldier.

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now’s your chance, Rod. It’s time for a reassessment of your loyalty and coup to form a new government. With a king with no sense of humor, who only takes devotion and loyalty to him. Sound like anybody we know?

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    monya_43  5 months ago

    I guess Spook is going to have a roommate for a while. He isn’t going to be happy about having to share his accommodations with another person.

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    anomaly  5 months ago

    A cell where you’ll be served grubs instead of cooking your own.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  5 months ago

    Guarded by a one-eyed rabbit?

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    Smeagol  5 months ago

    Rodney will be in a cell next to the Spook.

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    daleandkristen  5 months ago

    I was right! Wiz is going commando.!

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    He should be out by the next WOI strip.

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    azardoz  5 months ago

    Seems that Parker & Hart have “lost the plot” with a stupid comic like this.

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