Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 29, 2024

“Well, he takes out international cartels with his vast accounting knowledge and skill as a sniper.”

Does he also s*** on statues (and everything else)?

birds of a feather flock together

just the view would make you gag.

that makes sense, quoting a related study 600 pigeons are required to lift and flight about 70 Kg… but Wiz it’s a cartoon, so much lighter references: Munroe Randall – What If? 2 Tingting Liu and others – The Bearing Capacity and the Rational Loading Mode of Pigeon during Takeoff

Well he lord of fudging numbers.

Pay no attention to man above. That is not that man I married.

…..Purty sure he is not that eccentric!!!!!!!!

Call them rock doves. Pigeon’s have a bad ©rap.

The cleaning bill for his wizard robe must be a fortune.

This comic has gone to the birds.

There’s a “Holy Grail” reference to make here, but, meh.

Better than lord of the horse flies.

Yes, but what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A favorite MythBusters was when they proved that a panel truck load of pigeons weighed the same with the birds at rest as when they were all in flight inside the truck

Yeah, but accountants don’t have funny fire-breathing dragons for pets. Boring.

share your secret with Thor on B. C could save him some broken bones, or even Wile E Coyote and maybe he catches the roadrunner for a change

I hope he remembered to wear underwear.

Just be thankful he isn’t Lord of the Flies.

um… I really do hope the Wiz isnt going commando under those robes…

Those poor birds.

I have a friend who is a CPA. In some ways, he is predictable. In others, no way – he can be a lot of fun in very unpredictable ways. We always have a lot of laughs when we get together. However, we do have scheduled times we get together. Never during tax time.

Just pretend you don’t know the Wizard…

They’re able to look right up his gown…….Ick.

Lord Of The Wings!

Wiz has been reading Over The Hedge. He’s not squirrly enough for butterflies, so he opted to be for the birds.

They’ll remember next time to bring umbrellas. Even though it won’t rain.

Not to mention the airspeed of a South African Swallow (as suggested in MP & the Holy Grail.