Close to Home by John McPherson for August 09, 2024

“Thanks Brian, but I got enough info on the first pass.”

He might as well be QR

Interesting idea.

Actually the joke’s on him. That QR code is actually a coupon for half off a pizza.

…and he’s lyin’!

How accurate is a hairy QR code

McPherson should have put a real QR code in there.

Don’t drown, Bleeb.

… unfortunately, Bryan went home cryin’…

Someone throw Bleeb a life preserver!

Somebody needs to save Bleep.

Meanwhile, bleeb is drownin’

My QR tat would say “Go away, leave me alone!”

Does this QR code really work? There was once a QR code in the Doonesbury comic strip in the 2000’s that was controversial for the Chicago Tribune to carry it.

After yesterday’s flame surfing, maybe Bleeb is trying some actual water-type surfing? Sort of a compare-and-contrast kinda thing?

Could really happen with all the tattoos I see today. John may see the future!

Someone save bleeb

That’s more like an EW R code.

Creepy Bryan, run girls, run away fast!

Ick

The ladies, Kate and Celeste, have them on their midriffs as well. They shoot back, “You’ll be ready to date Kate and test Celeste.”

John, you may have started a thing.

Eww!!!

Do they sell tattoos for this?!

“Scan”dalous behavior.

When he was a kid, fell asleep naked under the lounge chair, and wound up with a barcode on his butt.

Click Bait.

he may be lyin’ but he is tryin’ !!

Ha! The old Soft sell.

You’ll be dyin’ to be tryin’ Bryan. And he ain’t lyin’ !

Quick! Throw little bleep a lifesavers!

Say “goodbye”, Bry.

The ladies are not fond of the hard sell tactics.

orrrr… maybe not!

I’m not saying anyone should get a QR code tattoo, but if you DO decide to get one, probably choose an area of your body that won’t balloon up when you gain weight and make the thing take you to TheFatElvis.com.

There are cockroaches in the ocean?

Code and flew season?