was it the korean games where the doves flew right through the olymic cauldron just as it was lit and ‘poof’?
barcelona show a flaming arrow through a hoop-but no one said where the arrow landed.
Motreal the flame went out and was relit by a guy with his bic lighter-it had been on a day when the stadium wasn’t in use but they insisted on a whole new ceremony but I love the idea of some guy just treating it like his back yard BBQ.
Sydney the flame was lit on he floor and was to rise up, but got stuck only a few feet up leaving the kid who lit it just standing there. The only real gitch in an other wise fun opening.
China, naturally, cheated, the ‘child singing’ was lip syncing becasue they thought the real child wasn’t pretty enough, and the CGI ‘fireworks’ of foot prints becasue they thought doing it for real would be too hard.
LA was my favorite, former Olympian Raffer (sp?) Johnson, still looking incredible, held the torch over his head and it lit the ’fuse’but just the pose he struck was so basic and brilliantly classical.
Just open that other box – the one full of hawks and screech owls. They’ll clean up the population of now-feral pigeons quite quickly, and (sadly) it will symbolize the usual state of affairs in the world rather accurately.
oldthang 5 months ago
Like refilling a can of worms, only different.
hariseldon59 5 months ago
Just put some food in there.
Enter.Name.Here 5 months ago
Throw some Dove Bars in there. ;-)
Farside99 5 months ago
A giant vacuum cleaner might work.
blunebottle 5 months ago
Oh, is it over? None too soon.
Doug K 5 months ago
Just keep the closing ceremony real simple and just close the box.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 5 months ago
Torn from the pages of 36 years ago,
KC135E/R BOOMER 5 months ago
It’s Paris. They are probably Haute Cuisine in an overpriced restaurant overlooking Monmarte.
Gent 5 months ago
They is free now. Just lets em lives in peace will ya.
The Fly Hunter 5 months ago
It might be easier to get the genie back into the bottle.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago
The closing ceremony will be better than the opening, it HAS to be. (Let me know if it was)
jmohr134 5 months ago
Cavemen got Eiffel towers!
mindjob 5 months ago
Too late, it’s a Pandora’s box
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 5 months ago
was it the korean games where the doves flew right through the olymic cauldron just as it was lit and ‘poof’?
barcelona show a flaming arrow through a hoop-but no one said where the arrow landed.
Motreal the flame went out and was relit by a guy with his bic lighter-it had been on a day when the stadium wasn’t in use but they insisted on a whole new ceremony but I love the idea of some guy just treating it like his back yard BBQ.
Sydney the flame was lit on he floor and was to rise up, but got stuck only a few feet up leaving the kid who lit it just standing there. The only real gitch in an other wise fun opening.
China, naturally, cheated, the ‘child singing’ was lip syncing becasue they thought the real child wasn’t pretty enough, and the CGI ‘fireworks’ of foot prints becasue they thought doing it for real would be too hard.
LA was my favorite, former Olympian Raffer (sp?) Johnson, still looking incredible, held the torch over his head and it lit the ’fuse’but just the pose he struck was so basic and brilliantly classical.
DavidPlatt 5 months ago
Just open that other box – the one full of hawks and screech owls. They’ll clean up the population of now-feral pigeons quite quickly, and (sadly) it will symbolize the usual state of affairs in the world rather accurately.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 months ago
FUNNY……..
hooglah 5 months ago
Wash a small car and put it in the bottom of the cage. Every bird in the neighborhood will come by.
rondm66 5 months ago
No drag queens please.
ladykat 5 months ago
Need a bigger box.
kaystari Premium Member 5 months ago
Wait, they’ve been doing tryouts all week, now it’s over?
zeexenon 5 months ago
You want to borrow my 12-Gauge shotgun?
markkahler52 5 months ago
Have the two Vlad’s come in and spit the flame OUT!!
Strawberry King 4 months ago
Someone tried to shoot at ’em?
mistercatworks 4 months ago
Unlight the flame while you are at it.
rockyridge1977 4 months ago
I guess that means …….no!!!!!!
jpozenel 4 months ago
Should have used homing pigeons and painted them white.
flingebunt 4 months ago
You use homing pigeons dyed white