Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 08, 2024

ROFL!

Get her a Keurig with plenty of pods and you’ll never have another reading assignment all year.

Those beans were picked by Juan Valdez!

So Caufield’s reading prowess is now canon

Then move him on to a higher grade. Why infest a good teacher and less gifted students with his “superiority”?

OMG that’s funny Mr. Mallett!!

This reminds me of my second least favorite English teacher – and for context, all my English teachers disliked me from middle school onwards. Other teachers liked me just fine, but English teachers could not stand me.

Anyway, my second least favorite English teacher chewed me out for my recreational reading because “surely I could read at a more advanced level”. I was in middle school, it was a middle grade book. Sure, I could read at a post-graduate level and have been doing so since the age of nine, but why should I?

Still, at least she’s not my very least favorite English teacher. (Though they both shared the same lack of sense of humor.)

Nice reference! It’s said that Starbuck’s was originally going to be called Queequeg’s, after the charcter from Moby Dick, but they decided that the name was just too odd so they switched to Starbuck’s to keep the link to Moby Dick but with a more straightforward name.

Is Frazz monitoring Mrs’ Olsen’s bathroom breaks?

LOVE THIS !!!

Caulfield crossed a line when he messed with Mrs. Olsen’s coffee. Even in jest, which this was not, that was neither appropriate nor fair.

I used to bring my teachers agita…

Caulfield knows where to spread the butter/coffee.

Your lesson for today, Caulfield: That’s not coffee; that’s a milkshake.

“I already read at a college level.” We all love a braggart, don’t we?

That boy is a menace.

I’ve read ‘Moby Dick’, or, as I like to refer to it “Darn it, Melville, Get on with it!”

How long ago did you stop at the coffee joint, kid? Bet that mocha’s cooled down some since then.